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***Portland, OR*** TOMORROW!!!

Please check out the Defense Fund PDX street fair! More info in quoted post.

There will also be tee shirts and stickers for sale with this design that I whipped up. 100% of the proceeds are going to the bail fund.

17.10.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

throwback to my old house where there wasn’t even a dryer duct when i moved in, the dryer was just blasting lint on the basement wall, so i had to go get one and a cover for the vent outside (amazed we didn’t have rodents coming in the open hole already) asap 😬

14.09.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

he and noot want to be friends so bad but he tested positive for coccidia on tuesday and we have to keep them separate until he gets tested again next week and get his second dose for it 😭 he’s slipped out of the room three times and every time he cries so much despite being otherwise pretty quiet

13.09.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

he’s got the strongest motor!! he’s basically purred nonstop since i got him, even the whole drive home in traffic he purred and cuddled the hand i shoved in the carrier

13.09.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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new baby came home this week πŸˆβ€β¬›

13.09.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

getting groceries the morning of a snow storm is a terrible idea but sometimes it results in running into @acabcats.bsky.social for the first time in over a year

13.02.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
a handheld brush made of a light wood with darker streaks. the bristles are in three distinct clumps pointing in different directions

a handheld brush made of a light wood with darker streaks. the bristles are in three distinct clumps pointing in different directions

what do we think of this little freak of a brush

17.12.2024 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

started a project today that must be done and photographed and submitted to a call for entry by january 6 and i know if i was still full time in the shop it would be a piece of cake but now i have 50 other things i need to do with my time so we will see πŸ˜…

09.12.2024 06:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i am so broke and so unmotivated to go work outside in gardens where the ground is literally frozen 😫 i just wanna work on my woodworking projects

06.12.2024 06:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

and of course the one company i applied to that actually is hiring, what do i get? crickets. but hey they posted the job i applied to a month ago on glassdoor today πŸ™ƒ

06.12.2024 06:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i would like established woodworkers with furniture businesses to stop telling me i make better furniture than they do and just fucking hire me

06.12.2024 06:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

meanwhile i be checking tools outta the tool library i don’t need BOOKS 😀

27.11.2024 05:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i noticed the star wars crochet book on our shelf again today if you wanna borrow it lol

27.11.2024 05:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

i just remembered that my best friend literally lives in the basement and i still rarely seem them whoop i am good at socializing obviously

26.11.2024 05:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i entered three of my pieces in an international woodworking competition and i didn’t win anything but one made it into the top 100 and the other two were highly commended so i’m still pretty dang proud of myself πŸ₯°πŸ€©

18.11.2024 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh yeah i was like finally someone i don’t have to feel guilty that i’m charging too much

16.11.2024 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my mom passed along an email from my aunt’s dad asking about me doing some refinishing work and texted me this morning to remind me that i should definitely say yes bc he is rich and has rich friends πŸ‘€

15.11.2024 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i am taking a class from yuri kobayashi the next three days and i am so excited!!!!

14.11.2024 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this reminds me of when i was a small child and had a baby toy that was a rabbit that you pulled to play a song and it was working inconsistently bc it was like 7 years old but i loved it dearly and i discovered that if i took it and whacked it on the pillow i could make it work again πŸ˜†

05.03.2024 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
sleep tracking chart showing that i got 38% quality of sleep and only slept from 10-4am and have been awake for the last 2 hours

sleep tracking chart showing that i got 38% quality of sleep and only slept from 10-4am and have been awake for the last 2 hours

the amount of awake i feel for the amount of sleep i got is impressive

27.02.2024 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i keep wanting to call it a subscription

08.02.2024 05:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ya boi just got a lexapro prescription πŸ₯³

08.02.2024 05:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

my woodworking class made a signal group today to coordinate when we’re in the shop and some people had never even heard of signal and i turned to my classmate who does use signal and started to say β€œi forgot that…” β€œnot everyone’s an anarchist?” yeah πŸ˜…

13.01.2024 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a wooden chest with a walnut frame and alternating cherry and maple sunburst shaped panels that is covered in clamps

a wooden chest with a walnut frame and alternating cherry and maple sunburst shaped panels that is covered in clamps

i guess if i call myself the wood bitch i should prove it - current project status

09.12.2023 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fitting ridiculous amounts of lumber in cars that don’t look like they can fit them and then getting sawdusty with that lumber are my favorite things

09.12.2023 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a tray of freshly baked sticky buns with very nice swirls and dark caramelization

a tray of freshly baked sticky buns with very nice swirls and dark caramelization

for some reason i’ve gone ham on the baking in the last couple months and i mashed together some recipes to make gf sticky buns tonight and it took twice as long as i expected it to πŸ˜… so now i am going to bed at midnight

04.12.2023 07:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oooh so fancy!!

04.12.2023 07:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i was making a quesadilla and refried beans and rice when i found out

30.11.2023 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

STOP POSTING and take this seriously.
NOW is the time when we establish our holiday traditions. What's our traditional Rest In Pissinger Day meal? Ham & champagne? Chicken fingers & port?? Clam chowder & espresso-tinis??? we must keep the tradition ALIVE (unlike kissinger) (who fuckin died lmaooo)

30.11.2023 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1378    πŸ” 316    πŸ’¬ 104    πŸ“Œ 53

why is is that boxes of mac n cheese not only suggest that the butter is OPTIONAL (it’s necessary) but also that you should use UNsalted butter

do they hate things that are good

28.11.2023 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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