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β’ IOh
We just found out our AI has been making up
analytics data for 3 months and I'm gonna
throw up.
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So we've been using an Al agent since November to
answer leadership questions about metrics. It seemed
amazing at first fast answers, detailed explanations,
everyone loved it.
I just found out it's been hallucinating numbers this
entire time.
Our VP of sales made territory decisions based on
data that didn't exist. Our CFO showed the board a
deck with fake insights. The Al was just inventing
plausible sounding percentages.
I only caught it by accident when someone asked me
to double check something. I started digging, and
holy shit, it's bad.
lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
14.02.2026 23:47 β π 11130 π 2965 π¬ 235 π 778
Surely all the Twitter Files people will be all over this, right?
15.02.2026 00:27 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Trumpists do not believe that people who disagree with them are entitled to a voice in government.
14.02.2026 16:50 β π 2017 π 424 π¬ 71 π 9
but now who will protect us from nothing
14.02.2026 06:11 β π 1002 π 176 π¬ 15 π 0
Jimmy Fallon Kills Planned Pasta Sauce Line With Pal Tommy Mottola as Epstein
Friendship Is Revealed
based on this headline iβm unclear if the friend of epstein was fallon, mottola, or the pasta sauce
14.02.2026 17:56 β π 365 π 28 π¬ 22 π 4
Itβs so funny to think about the fact that thereβs people out there deferring every life decision to this
14.02.2026 09:53 β π 11144 π 2594 π¬ 288 π 224
Bro what the fuck
14.02.2026 13:54 β π 500 π 92 π¬ 23 π 30
Doctors say that vaccines protect children from dangerous diseases. A nepo baby who barbecues dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says that vaccines make children vulnerable to 5G radiation. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
14.02.2026 03:41 β π 3676 π 958 π¬ 31 π 22
EPA reverses long-standing climate change finding, stripping its own ability to regulate emissions
The agency announced it is repealing its 2009 conclusion that greenhouse gases warm the Earth and endanger human health and well-being.
There are so many fucked up things with the current administration that it's hard to focus on one but this recent move is basically a death sentence for the planet. I've been involved with more boots on the ground actions over the years than I can count and this really bums me out.
13.02.2026 06:06 β π 9873 π 3949 π¬ 790 π 328
14.02.2026 01:45 β π 19044 π 5070 π¬ 130 π 58
This boy been waiting to haul off on somebody for 14 years and today he got to live the dream and stand on the right side of history. Friday the 13th is the greatest day of his life.
13.02.2026 22:42 β π 4654 π 639 π¬ 69 π 33
DHS: Our officer was ambushed and beaten with snow shovels and broom handles. This was an attempted murder of federal law enforcement.
ICE says federal agents appear to have lied about confrontation that led to shooting
Agents had initially said that two men β Alfredo Aljorna and Julio Sosa Celis β assaulted them with a broom and a shovel before one of them shot Sosa Celis. But that account was quickly called into question, and prosecutors now say βnewly discovered evidenceβ contradicts the officersβ story.
The default assumption should be that theyβre lying
13.02.2026 22:33 β π 13099 π 3571 π¬ 480 π 234
Vaguely recall how Biden admin emails to Twitter were the biggest attack on free speech ever. There was a whole twitter files thing about that.
Curious where are Elon, Taibbi, Bari and crew on this?
13.02.2026 23:43 β π 3445 π 1054 π¬ 26 π 18
NEW: Acting ICE Director Todd Lyons told Congress today that local law enforcement in Colorado leaked word of a raid, allowing gang members to clear out of apartments.
Those apartments were being cleared out weeks earlier.
Tonight, ICE deleted social media posts with the claim.
13.02.2026 05:56 β π 4538 π 1615 π¬ 204 π 105
Life must be so easy if you just have absolutely no ethics, can you imagine
13.02.2026 01:29 β π 2313 π 295 π¬ 2 π 8
Screenshot of Amazon customer support chat getting refund for a Ring Floodlight Cam
https://www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurveillance/comments/1r0m509/comment/o4jc9xz/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Screenshot of chat with Amazon customer support getting refund for a Ring product bought in October 2020
https://www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurveillance/comments/1r0m509/comment/o4k6nqk/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Infographic telling Ring customers they can get refunds for their purchases through Amazon
People on Reddit are getting Amazon to refund their Ring products because of their partnership with Flock and that creepy Super Bowl ad
www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurve...
10.02.2026 09:55 β π 7450 π 3342 π¬ 50 π 157
based on public statements and private rumors the situation at openai is not only untenable, it's basically unknowable, because while the company is almost certainly divorced from "its values" (which were always a mirage), the people warning us of it are still members of the cult, and are unreliable
12.02.2026 06:05 β π 185 π 25 π¬ 5 π 2
the DOD and the FAA got into a public slap fight over drone tests, coinbase announced that theyβre gonna let AI try to commit fraud for you, your doorcams wonβt actually be used by or useful for law enforcement if youβre kidnapped and everyone has dash cams, the future rules
12.02.2026 06:31 β π 169 π 25 π¬ 7 π 0
12.02.2026 00:23 β π 7251 π 1433 π¬ 108 π 54
She adopted him from a shelter after he was lost during Hurricane Katrina in 2005, not long after her own Saint Bernard had died. The story has been told but bears repeating. Master Tank belonged to Steve and Dorreen Couture and their grandson, who was 4, recovering from the murder-suicide of his parents and losing his dog during the storm. Bondi said the dog was a
"walking skeleton" and "dying from heartworms" when she adopted him. The Coutures eventually tracked down Master Tank, but instead of giving him back, Bondi hired a lawyer, who accused the Coutures of abusing the dog, which Bondi had renamed Noah. "She lied," Dorreen told a Palm Beach Post columnist years later. "My little grandson begged her to take the dog home, and she refused. She thought she would
everyone in this administration is just a sick fuck
11.02.2026 23:54 β π 132 π 21 π¬ 1 π 2
Raskin: "I want the whole country to look at this. This is the attorney general of the US whose job is law enforcement. We've never had a witness who has misunderstood our rules and been unable to conform his or her conduct to our rules before. Excuse me."
11.02.2026 17:31 β π 23401 π 7168 π¬ 811 π 389
in fact you do not have to show your ID when you board a train in the united states, you only need to show your ticket (which can be purchased without an ID)
11.02.2026 13:59 β π 12689 π 2237 π¬ 507 π 1
Airspace closure followed spat over drone-related tests and party balloon shoot-down, sources say
Pentagon officials had undertaken planning to use military technology near Fort Bliss, in El Paso, to practice downing drones.
Seems the Pentagon is testing anti-drone high-energy lasers near Fort Bliss in El Paso, and didn't feel this was dangerous enough to close airspace over.
The FAA administrator disagreed.
Last week, these lasers successfully protected the American people from a sinister children's party balloon.
11.02.2026 17:36 β π 669 π 271 π¬ 35 π 61
OK, that answers a lot of my questions. The FAA was responding to the military no longer giving a fuck about civilian aviation safety. From the Potomac to the Caribbean to El Paso, they're making air travel riskier with bad decisions.
The FAA was absolutely in the right here.
11.02.2026 18:02 β π 63 π 22 π¬ 1 π 0
Washington Post endorsement of Pam Bondi for Attorney General: "Florida's former attorney general is qualified; lawyers who have worked with her report that she is serious."
simply one of the greatest calls of all time
11.02.2026 15:48 β π 5378 π 728 π¬ 149 π 55
Another memorable ruling out of West Virginia, where Judge Goodwin β a Clinton appointee β excoriates the treatment of ICE detainees.
"This is not what civil enforcement looks like in a humane system of government under law."
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
11.02.2026 03:11 β π 6332 π 2179 π¬ 77 π 68
they said it couldn't be done, folks, big strong men with tears in their eyes, they came up to me and said "no president could completely wreck an entire united states economy twice", they said "no one's ever put more people out of work than you"
11.02.2026 03:12 β π 3166 π 725 π¬ 18 π 9
US Olympic Curling Team member speaks out against ICE:
"I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."
10.02.2026 20:57 β π 32353 π 7766 π¬ 495 π 653
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