Adrianna McCain

more to the #snl50 thread!

as @chanclagladiator.bsky.social said, “baby’s first Getty!” (And it’s with Kyle Fucking Mooney!!!!)

Molly Shannon was one of the NICEST people and I didn’t even get to speak to her (hope she heard me shouting out Pat Dubek)!

You can report price gouging landlords from anywhere!

Taking the word “corndog” too literally

The Criterion Collection cover of the movie All That Jazz. It is black with the words “ROY SCHEIDER IN ALL THAT JAZZ A BOB FOSSE FILM” on it.

Now watching:

I’m obsessed with this Don Johnson jumpscare moment you’ve laid in front of me

Adjustments were made and yup he’s the boat man

I initially googled “the odyssey tv show” and Donny here was nowhere to be seen

Don Johnson

Matt Gaetz withdrawing from the AG appointment is the first time he’s walked away from something months before it became legal.

No one from California lol we are a JOKE

i love the trans people in my life (and on my phone) more than i can say, they are all heart and vision and mettle—not to mention god's perfect shitposters. i will always be proud to stand with them, and i will remember those who don't

BREAKING: 4,000 workers at the University of California San Francisco are on strike.

@uptecwa.bsky.social‬ healthcare, research, and technical professionals have walked out over unfair labor practices.

A long Furby sitting beneath a parasol

how will you atone?

“Adrianna be the posts you wish to see in the world” since I was a child, I have never possessed the Poster’s Spirit and I don’t think it’ll show up now.

I don’t know if I can fully sever the connection to Twitter just yet because this place doesn’t have The Posts yet. The true posters. The shining non sequiturs of random people. I think they’re on the horizon. Just not yet.

X Out A salty, cranky case for letting Twitter die

I briefly put principles and values aside to make a saltier, crankier case for leaving X: Elon Musk is uniquely insufferable holapapi.substack.com/p/x-out

drawing of an image from an eye test, a landscape of a white house with a red roof in a green field with a blue sky. The image is circular and the house is exactly in the center of the circle

what do you see?
👁️‍🗨️ #illustration

Maybe it’s telling you to have a sandwich for dinner? I’ve got nothing.

Everything is terrible but sometimes your mom puts her dog in a Snoopy raincoat and you get to see it

At last

various drawings of pokemon labeled "silly little guys: hafta capture 'um"

various drawings of pokemon labeled "silly little guys: hafta capture 'um"

(gently hands u a silly little guy) the tall grass is perilous. take this

I cannot stress how right I have been this whole time, she’s the best

I think I’m usually a pretty good sportsman but I have never been more smug in my life when my friends left the Carly Rae Jepsen portion of the music festival saying “wow she’s so good!!”
I TOLD YOU SOOOOOOOO

a man from the 80s in a vampire costume complete with fake fangs under a real stache. text overtop reads in all-caps: COMING UP GOBLIN TIME

lfg

Are there any classical one hit wonders

Austin’s big mad that he can’t solve the mystery right away, sorry hoss

The Jean-Marc Valée parade continues as we are on Big Little Lies, a show that is a calming mint chapstick after Sharp Objects

Finished it and Austin was silent for like twenty seconds