Hans Meyer

Flighty says I’ve been on this aircraft before but I don’t know, it doesn’t look familiar

Yeah I don’t get all the glowing reviews

The call screening feature in iOS 26 is the best thing that ever happened to iPhones

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

Hey @atlairport.bsky.social does the smooth jazz really have to be so loud on a Sunday morning at 7am?

So basically the only reason to upgrade to a new iPhone anymore is if your old one is dying

Sometimes the sheer idiocy of this moment overwhelms me. The idea that our convicted felon POTUS who incited an attack on DC police then pardoned the attackers & who's the most corrupt official in US history is going on an "anti-crime" ride-along in a city w/falling crime rate is...(brain explodes)

Dear banks etc: you really don’t have to tell me that you logged me out every time I go to your app or site. Just take me to the login. I promise I’ll be able to figure out what happened.

Look I’m sorry for the six or however many obscenely rich people died in the Titan submersible but ffs stop using the word “disaster”

I hope Apple has another OS redesign in the pipeline, because this Liquid Glass shit is going to look very dated very quickly

They can be altered though. Why else would congress be stalling them?

You must touch the boots even if Skipper is not thrilled

Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.

Update: “hoagie” is still one of the worst words in the english lexicon.

I’m not usually a New-York-is-the-greatest-city-in-the-world kind of guy but tonight is different

Mr, Comptroller, your efforts in this election have been nothing short of heroic. Thank you.

If you're a member of the Democratic gerontocracy, the chances of you catching a primary challenger just went up 1000%.

Dear Mr Cuomo, I just want to say, and I mean this sincerely, that I hope the door hits you in the ass on your way out

Hahahahahahahaaaa

I didn’t realize this but good news still happens

Wishing Cuomo a very sad day today

Your iPhone uses 24-hour time, not military time. Military doesn’t use an hour/minute separator and usually has a letter appended to the end indicating time zone.

Las Vegas holds the unique distinction of being worse than Orlando

I wasn’t homesick on this trip until I got to Las Vegas

But then Noem has no problem with people of color being terrorized by malicious actors

Rep. Julie Johnson to Noem: "Are you aware that ICE agent jackets are available on Etsy for $20? Anybody can throw a mask on and run around and terrorize people of color without any regard for the law because your agency does not have proper protocols to make sure your agents are clearly identified"

Weird how consequences exist

Weird how consequences exist

When I’m backing into a space I have 360° visibility and can easily see pedestrians. When backing out I’m largely blind on my sides, especially if I’m flanked by trucks or SUVs