1000 Volts of Holte @b6dan - Bluesky Profile

Age verification - when I first had a TV in my bedroom, it took two adults to lift it upstairs and my remote control was a long garden cane I used to reach the (4) channel buttons from my bed.

10.02.2026 07:28 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Quelle surprise!

08.02.2026 22:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"one of", are you saying there's worse???

07.02.2026 11:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man is sitting in a chair with the words check his hard drive behind him ALT: a man is sitting in a chair with the words check his hard drive behind him

07.02.2026 11:35 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nice reference, but it's also reminded that there's a box of these in the cupboard, win!!

07.02.2026 11:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There should be.

07.02.2026 07:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

To be fair there's already enough snakes on that programme

05.02.2026 22:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a close up of peter griffin from family guy wearing glasses and a grey shirt . ALT: a close up of peter griffin from family guy wearing glasses and a grey shirt .

Uncanny

04.02.2026 22:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That'll do.

04.02.2026 22:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a black and white photo of a man in a suit and hat pointing at something . ALT: a black and white photo of a man in a suit and hat pointing at something .

04.02.2026 22:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yep, one day he'll be found locked in a wardrobe with an orange in his mouth.

04.02.2026 22:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jesus - that's more than my Christmas big shop.

04.02.2026 22:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I used to fancy her rotten when I younger- turned out to be a right wrong-un though! I dodged a right bullet there....

04.02.2026 18:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Knew if I scrolled far enough I'd find this!

04.02.2026 18:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Jesus, when did that pair last do a bleep test?

02.02.2026 23:02 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nice one - found it on Android too! Thanks!

31.01.2026 15:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What I'd give for some Polonium 210 right now.

31.01.2026 15:40 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

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Those look delicious...

31.01.2026 14:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That'll do pig.

31.01.2026 11:51 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There's not a single review/rating of this film on (Amazon owned) IMDB. Somewhat suspicious if you ask me...

30.01.2026 23:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And the other advantage is he knows the system, he'll hit the ground running. Great move

28.01.2026 22:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

All that money, yet look at the state of his face!

28.01.2026 22:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sadly!

28.01.2026 12:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He's coming for your guns!

27.01.2026 21:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The Rex is still my go-to reference material.

27.01.2026 21:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The island is literally a massive USAF base. I'm not entirely sure why we are still involved, we should wash our hands and leave the yanks and Mauritians to argue it out

27.01.2026 21:33 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Speechless.

26.01.2026 23:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who is this "British Public" you speak of?

26.01.2026 23:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There's a van outside one of our depots that does sausage,bacon, mushrooms,onions and beans, in a tiger bread foot long baguette, wrapped in a cheese omelette. Never tasted anything like it, but needless to say whenever I've had one, I've done no work whatsoever for the rest of the day. Written off.

26.01.2026 23:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Schoolboy error! Do they use AI to write their posts!!??

26.01.2026 14:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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