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Is it Len Goodman?

06.10.2025 19:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Need to kick on from the UEFA game, we looked much more like our old selves in that

05.10.2025 12:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No, its Birmingham Magistrates - what you done this time?

04.10.2025 16:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Where's he going dressed like that?

04.10.2025 10:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Haven't they always done that?

04.10.2025 06:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And....we're back!!! #AVFC

02.10.2025 21:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Games fucked

01.10.2025 22:42 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Any relation?

01.10.2025 22:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yep - my Samsung bombards me with pages of shite before I get to actually watch anything. When it inevitably dies, I will make my next purchase decision based entirely on a telly that doesn't do that.

01.10.2025 22:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Halfwit

30.09.2025 08:27 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I knew if I scrolled down far enough I'd find the goose 👌

30.09.2025 06:03 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bloody hell - what are your lottery numbers??

28.09.2025 14:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Very unusual for a London borough to pass up the opportunity to enforce their Draconian traffic rules.

28.09.2025 11:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yanks, no class.

28.09.2025 10:57 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Unlikely!

28.09.2025 10:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Brave career move - I still can't watch anything with Jesse Eisenberg in after watching Social Network because I keep thinking he's actually Zuckerberg.

28.09.2025 07:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Da! I look forward to news from our magnificent leader of increasing agricultural ouput

28.09.2025 06:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Obviously got short memories - no memory of 1956...

27.09.2025 15:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well I didn't have a regulated telecoms related euphemism for sexual activity on today's bingo card, but here it is

27.09.2025 13:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Great, isn't it?

27.09.2025 12:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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27.09.2025 12:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Have a word with your marketing manager then about their shit prices and maybe you'll have a full house...

26.09.2025 19:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's not often that you get to say that.

26.09.2025 18:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Like it, I'd take any of those prizes and in no particular order. Sign me up!

26.09.2025 18:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Until he changes his mind again.

23.09.2025 19:24 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

4 - spent a fortune on bench warmers

22.09.2025 21:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Based on his signings I'm not surprised. £50m for Onana should be grounds for dismissal on its own

22.09.2025 21:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Indeed, I'm waiting to see what that sheep with the dodgy eye does next.

22.09.2025 20:28 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

As an aside, "not our circus, not our monkeys" is a fantastic phrase and I will be stealing it.

22.09.2025 20:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I used to work for a Kevin. Without doubt the biggest arsehole I've ever met.

22.09.2025 20:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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