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@b6dan.bsky.social

Escaping Elmo's cesspit, let's see what this is like....

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Oh, for a well-aimed hand grenade...

23.11.2025 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I still can't believe he walked away from that plane crash. He's the fucking antichrist.

23.11.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Beat me to it!

23.11.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not exactly difficult - what with Sting prancing around with his bloody lute.

23.11.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Never in doubt, knew we'd win! πŸ˜‚

23.11.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely improving!!

23.11.2025 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Told you!!!

23.11.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely, we really need to do the business against lower table teams, but as villa fans we can't take anything for granted!!

22.11.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Famous last words!!

22.11.2025 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bloody hell! 3 at home!!!

22.11.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sadly all of these fuckers appear to be doing very well for themselves, no comeuppance whatsoever.

22.11.2025 07:41 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I still can't get my breath that the 1st person they turned to for comment on the COVID enquiry was Nadine fucking Dorries.

22.11.2025 07:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm looking forward to going there for the 2030 Quidditch World Cup

21.11.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He literally had his own show on Russia Today...

21.11.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It still surprises me just how terrible she's been as chancellor, although admittedly we don't know how much her hands have been tied by no.10

21.11.2025 06:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well it hasn't worked on any of his mates - we all take the piss massively. Still doesn't stop him posting nonsense on our WhatsApp, mind. Oh, massive Farrage fanboy too - shock!

21.11.2025 06:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

All those chimneys will come in handy as it's all a pipe dream.

21.11.2025 06:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know one of them - absolute nut job. I wouldn't mind but he's got a professional job in finance and is quite successful. Convinced his Mrs and kids on all that bullshit too...

21.11.2025 06:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nah, I'm more up for a Fools and Horses Xmas style special - Ted heading out into the Irish sea on a jet ski wearing nothing but his stab vest. It'll be fucking great.

20.11.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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20.11.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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20.11.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Quelle surprise...

20.11.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I managed a full 10mins of his latest effort on Amazon - "play dirty" before having to switch off. He's churning out absolute garbage

20.11.2025 06:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And owned by one as well by the look of him.

19.11.2025 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bit rich coming from a bloke who looks exactly like the sort of person who would mither people in bars.

19.11.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

FFS... Is he made of Jacobs Cream Crackers?

18.11.2025 06:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll take your Playdays and raise you a Tiswas.

16.11.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've been on the wrong end of an AAIB investigation, I can confirm that they are very thorough!

16.11.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Good - I'd rather he was fit for our next game.

15.11.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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