Oh, for a well-aimed hand grenade...
23.11.2025 20:55 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@b6dan.bsky.social
Escaping Elmo's cesspit, let's see what this is like....
Oh, for a well-aimed hand grenade...
23.11.2025 20:55 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I still can't believe he walked away from that plane crash. He's the fucking antichrist.
23.11.2025 20:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Beat me to it!
23.11.2025 17:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Not exactly difficult - what with Sting prancing around with his bloody lute.
23.11.2025 17:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Never in doubt, knew we'd win! π
23.11.2025 16:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Definitely improving!!
23.11.2025 15:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Told you!!!
23.11.2025 14:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Definitely, we really need to do the business against lower table teams, but as villa fans we can't take anything for granted!!
22.11.2025 20:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Famous last words!!
22.11.2025 20:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Bloody hell! 3 at home!!!
22.11.2025 16:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Sadly all of these fuckers appear to be doing very well for themselves, no comeuppance whatsoever.
22.11.2025 07:41 β π 23 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I still can't get my breath that the 1st person they turned to for comment on the COVID enquiry was Nadine fucking Dorries.
22.11.2025 07:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm looking forward to going there for the 2030 Quidditch World Cup
21.11.2025 18:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He literally had his own show on Russia Today...
21.11.2025 18:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It still surprises me just how terrible she's been as chancellor, although admittedly we don't know how much her hands have been tied by no.10
21.11.2025 06:28 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well it hasn't worked on any of his mates - we all take the piss massively. Still doesn't stop him posting nonsense on our WhatsApp, mind. Oh, massive Farrage fanboy too - shock!
21.11.2025 06:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0All those chimneys will come in handy as it's all a pipe dream.
21.11.2025 06:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I know one of them - absolute nut job. I wouldn't mind but he's got a professional job in finance and is quite successful. Convinced his Mrs and kids on all that bullshit too...
21.11.2025 06:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Nah, I'm more up for a Fools and Horses Xmas style special - Ted heading out into the Irish sea on a jet ski wearing nothing but his stab vest. It'll be fucking great.
20.11.2025 22:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Quelle surprise...
20.11.2025 21:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I managed a full 10mins of his latest effort on Amazon - "play dirty" before having to switch off. He's churning out absolute garbage
20.11.2025 06:06 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And owned by one as well by the look of him.
19.11.2025 22:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bit rich coming from a bloke who looks exactly like the sort of person who would mither people in bars.
19.11.2025 22:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0FFS... Is he made of Jacobs Cream Crackers?
18.11.2025 06:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I'll take your Playdays and raise you a Tiswas.
16.11.2025 21:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I've been on the wrong end of an AAIB investigation, I can confirm that they are very thorough!
16.11.2025 15:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Good - I'd rather he was fit for our next game.
15.11.2025 20:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0