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Thank you, @altnps.bsky.social

These new buddies cost me $11.25/ea bc they were last season's & had brown bits, but if you make it to the end & don't die? That's called survival of the fittest, baby! Trimmed, re-potted, both have giant spikes ready to open up into new branches. Splinted 1 arm with a plant stake. 🤞🏼 I 🩷 a 🌴!

That's one sauve bebe.

How about if I don't buy anything for Presidents Day and instead I just get the day off?

This kinda makes me want to be a mayor.

I feel seen.

I really, really need to know that
1. Ds are building legislation that will be ready to go if they take the House &/or Senate, and
2. There's a plan to replace Jeffries & Schumer, bc they are not meeting the moment.

Anyone know of this is happening?

This administration looks at the armed forces as PR material & cannon fodder, not a resource for excellence.

Orcs. He wants orcs. Not soldiers.

Russell Vought raided USAID budgets he helped gut to pay for his own security The White House budget office reportedly set aside $15 million of remaining funds to protect the Project 2025 guy, according to Reuters.

Disgusting.

www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

Sometimes you just have to close out the news and search motorized litter box reviews for your own sanity.

Crypto-Funded Human Trafficking Is Exploding The use of cryptocurrency in sales of human beings for prostitution and scam compounds nearly doubled in 2025, according to a conservative estimate. Many of the deals are happening in plain sight.

And what are Junior & Eric & Barron all into these days?

Apple. Tree.

www.wired.com/story/crypto...

THANK YOU!!! Everyone conveniently forgot about that pretty fast.

But then, Mike Tyson is having out with Cabinet officials, so..¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

How the actual hell does a trained marine fall off a battleship?

Cat tax.

Well, I have *my* shit so together that I just fed the cat 90 minutes early, how's your day going?

You simply are not getting to the podium without a level four twizzle.

::snorts in Texan::

Has anyone checked on Giselle lately?

If you are shitting on Lindsey Vonn for skiing, it's bc you know that she is the Queen Bad Bitch of all the Bad Bitches right now & it makes you feel puny & meager in comparison & we all see you, you pathetic underwear crusts. STFU.

YouTube video by shakiraVEVO Shakira - Ciega, Sordomuda (Official HD Video)

Cannot listen to this without shouting the chorus and headbanging my way to a sore neck.

youtu.be/B3gbisdtJnA?...

This old wyt lady danced her face off with great joy and a fair amount of whooping. My booty was shooketh AND shaken. Most fun I've had in a WHILE.

Shut up, you dessicated old shit stain. We're out here having fun.

Fair point.

All I want to know is why my fellow US citizen Puerto Ricans allow him to live there.

Or taste like eggs. Or feel like eggs when they're in your mouth...

If it isn't your knee, I don't think your opinion is all that important.

I went out for a run twice today, and both times I got interrupted by work emails that made me hurry home to deal with them. So probably a better workout than usual, honestly.

Condolences to all Kroger employees.

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