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I know from experience that many Texas State Troopers are good, honorable people who take their jobs very seriously in all the right ways. But there's always an asshole at the party.

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I put these sticky things in my plants to catch mosquitoes and I thought I was being so clever but I KILLED A TINY GECKO!!!! I AM DISTRAUGHT!!!!!

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All of the atheists (including me):

You know that an attorney general takes her work very seriously when she posts about it on social media. 🙄

Do you?

Oh, and y'all?

Melania knew, too.

(Photo from Getty)

I am more and more convinced that she's juuuuuust not very bright. Whatever learned institution gave her that diploma must have regrets.

"servants"

So true. Waiting for the National Guard to be unleashed on Hawaii or something.

Damn.

And not one single woman is surprised by it.

I'm so sorry. This is a blow to all of us.

I will feel bad for Chelsea.

The end

And I love that for him. He should totally keep doing that. And only that.

As we say where I live, "Bless his heart."

I mean, we all knew this was coming, right?

Gee. Thank goodness we have Sec Duffy to share his expertise with us. 🙄

FedEx bill for $150

Paid a Colombian tea grower $1,500 for a shipment. Got billed $150 by the Trump administration at the border. *I* got billed. Not the tea growers. Not the Colombian government. Me. The American business owner. I paid the Trump tax.

Okay, he notched back up a few points for me there.

OH MY GOD, NEW YORK! IT'S TIME TO CHUCK CHUCK!

That's a wrap on the 30th anniversary @texasbookfest.bsky.social! Thanks to all of the amazing volunteers, and the great authors & moderators. It was a wonderful weekend. See y'all next year!! (My feet should have recovered by then!)

Day 2 of Texas Book Festival is today! Join us at the Capitol!

(Sadly, a few authors were forced to cancel due to airport delays. You can see the cancellations here: texasbookfestival.org/festival/202...)

What is with the velvet ropes? Does he need a guided lane in order to find the desk?

Pretty sure it's "pussy," but I've never served, so I could be wrong.

Amen.

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Thank you so much for posting this!

Standard time sucks.

What is happening?