Uncle Bones

I've maintained for a while that weather/climate disasters would be the United States ultimate undoing.

So wait, was Sean Combs convicted of soliciting a prostitute or being a prostitute?

Why I like Jarren Duran:

1. Incredible Athlete

2. Terrible baseball instincts

3. Knows he has terrible baseball instincts

4. Does the work the to prepare to make up for terrible instincts.

5. Full effort every play.

a man in a suit and tie sitting in front of a framed certificate of authenticity Alt: It's Michael Scott. And he's ready to get hurt again.

Red Sox back on East Coast time?

People getting abducted off the street by masked agents.

WTF they waiting to "Pop Off"???

JD Vamce goes on TV & is like:

"We're the smart ones. We're doing the exact same thing that the stupid ones did, but we're smart."

Oh thank god.
This is Trump Speak for "I'm not doing anything"

What do you got there...

a...

Garbage Plate?

I dont need AI to summarize my emails, I need AI to delete my emails.

Owning a boat seem like a miserable experience.

I should get one...

Co-worker: Are you a reader?

Me: I can read.

My octogenarian next door neighbor told me he wasn't medically cleared to drive...

As he was driving away...

Doing some chicken research & I dunno you guys...

It seems like a lot of work for eggs.

I think Greek wine is some of the most underrated wine going.

That's a hate crime

Finally

There's a lot of red all over his baseball savant profile too.

Donald Trump's presidency is an ongoing terrorist attack.

Cam Smith's (HOU) 2025 spray chart as of 4/28

This is Cam Smith's (HOU) spray chart.

Like what?

4 episodes into the final season of The Righteous Gemstones & I'm wondering if it was Danny McBride's goal to make the audience hate every character.

Yes, I watch things slowly.

Get that dude a litre of cola!

I hope this Shadeur Sanders things is a lesson to ALL over-bearing sports parents everywhere.

I think I'd make for a decent professional sports team owner.

When you're a non-holiday person, religious holidays in particular are very confusing.

So things are ... ok?

I'm at the point where I'm just going to use blue dawn to clean everything.

The future our ai overlords are creating

I was told $7 coffees were the reason millennials couldn't buy homes.