i’m libbing out

So many unfinished sprites

Bro im just constantly at a body temp of 99.7

even the democratic consultants are evaluating the democratic party according to the caricatures put out by republican-aligned media

AAA video games should cost $100 on launch. this would still be extremely cheap for the amount of time and enjoyment you get out of them! But an audience of whiny babies has kept them literally at the same price for *two decades* despite both general inflation *and* sector-specific costs rising

Are you allowed to leave your last day at your current employer 2 hours into your shift? Asking for a friend

Alex says "i'm going to take a selfie under harsh overhead lighting." She continues with resolute determination "I'm also gonna use a reeeeeal unflattering focal length." The selfie renders a predictably monstrous portrait. Alex looks at it and exclaims "OH GOD! I objectively look like this!"

Somehow it's only "demonizing half of the country" when Democrats mildly criticize Trump supporters. This just doesn't count

Gotta play to win, babey.

All new comics from this day forward will be posted exclusively to Patreon until I have a sufficient backlog established. Unsure of how long that will take, but I might repost oldies in the meantime. I love you all, thanks for reading

‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.

One of the craziest stories I've seen in a long time. If you think Trump and his administration are extreme and depraved, just wait until you learn about the young guns who are positioning themselves to take over the reigns in the next few decades

www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

Don't even talk to me until i've had my psychotic episode

Columbus Day (page 1/40) 🧵

It’s you🥰

These the type of coworkers who will rat you out dawg 🥀

Fulgrim being the mood, the icon and the moment

An astronomer peer through a high powered telescope. She says "ooo... I think I've found an entirely new exoplanet. Can't wait to publish." Through the telescope, we see the the exoplanet has a large mountain ridge that resembles a detailed phallus. The astronomer, shaken, pulls her head back from the telescope. At the local bar, she holds a glass of liquor while worriedly contemplating the enormity of her discovery.

I've been saying prospect.org/politics/202...

BREAKING

A federal judge that the Trump admin's policy targeting pro-Palestinian students for deportation violated the First Amendment.

His blistering, 161-page ruling starts with a threat he received in chambers and his response.

The flew the entire military leadership in so they could see for themselves that the Secretary of Defense is a mouthbreathing dipshit and the Commander in Chief is a senile, weak old man who might keel over at any moment.

Got one that lives above our sink :)))

The only core American desire is to want to be a baby again

Apple from the tree