magic h8 ball

hey does anyone know if we still got the rapture tomorrow

this is what made sources say the bullets had "trans ideology" written on them??? (⁠┛⁠◉⁠Д⁠◉⁠)⁠┛⁠彡⁠┻⁠━⁠┻

doctor informed me it's not normal for my abdomen to hurt that bad when they're pressing on it ¿?¿?

at least he died doing what he loves, grooming the youth

if you want an easy way to gain maybe 1 follower a season, just follow the valheim account & then companies making their version of valheim will follow you to see if you'll check out their nordic-inspired survival game

repost if you love lesbians or want el*n to die

did your fucking meme get taken down oh my gods

not having kids because i'm 50% british & my girlfriend is 50% british which would make our child 100% british :(

how do people who can't see things in their head spell words?

they're targeting my chakras & calcifying my pineal gland :(((

i used to go to a chiro often (i know) & one time i went in & explained the pain i was in to which the receptionist chimed in with "well of course you're experiencing that, you're wearing a digital watch!" & the chiropractors nodded along

smoking weed sounds great i wish it was real

"if you can make milk from a coconut, then i'm the sexiest man alive!" thank you, elderly tattooed man

i can just feel the bad vibes radiating off me like some cartoon character

for someone who takes people's bad moods personally, i sure am a dark fucking cloud when i'm upset

one thing i didn't even think about when moving to another country is that my favorite $6 notebook i have gotten for 12 years now has to be ordered from some shop in the UK. other places were selling it for $70-100????

okay, i deleted a bit over 16,000 emails holy shit i still have so much to go

promotional ad from southwest airlines that says "our schedule just opened through march 6, 2020!"

i'm deleting emails & saw this one from august 2019 that gave me a lil chuckle

i have 69,215 unread emails over my two main accounts. nice.

you already are in your own way 🥰

when a well known person gets outed as an abuser or something, inevitably someone will post a breakdown of their astrological chart & explain it 💀

we got him

hell yeah 💀

i think a few witty quips about his weight or mental state should solve this! 🫡

congrats everyone! we defeated fascism by uh *checks notes* making his birthday parade embarrassing for him. a win for democracy!!

PTSDTF

you ever miss the midwest so much you start romanticizing malört

two different people posted things about kate bush & i got scared, reader

i understand now that i am not a true yearner because i dry-heaved so hard at the tub scene in saltburn

getting to listen to a cat get yelled for being a cunt in polish & german is a treat