Morrigan

There’s a few ways they teach you how to hold your gun at ICE basic training. Sling, of course. Elbow cradle is fine, but basic. This is an advanced technique they like to call “The Accidental Orchiectomy”

this portion of zohrans victory speech genuinely brought tears to my eyes

i know in my heart deep down that alexander the great would've loved injecting estrogen weekly while on her campaigns

GEORGE: I'm thinking of letting my trauma and rage form a tulpa

JERRY: everyones got a tulpa these days. and you know why? people love to say TUL-pah. 'oh that was my TUL-pah,' 'how could you do that with my TUL-pah' 'oh god not my TUL-pah!!!'

THE DARK KRAMER: HROOOOOOAAAA

can i ask the title of this?

Could I read this?

"A computer can never be spiteful or horny Therefore a computer must never make art"

Reminder

does anyone have a copy of the trotula

how is the divine hermaphrodite sexual content

nekonečno jesko

hour long train is perfect time bc you have enough time to leave reality but also you don’t get stinky

the new magic set should let me use a lead pipe in real life

Wild dog wednesday

george Costanza