Chris 🏳️‍🌈

Obviously she was doomed in Alba anyway and was never getting back in but now she's really sealed the deal, RIP to the political career of the person who gave us the finest bit of complete gormlessness, never before seen lack of gorm, total absence of gorm, unparalleled non-gorm in history.

Cayenne!

Any support for Labour now is a support for right-wing polices at the expense of anything progressive and anything that will help people.

NGL though, extending pub opening hours whilst simultaneously making it illegal for Nandos to do free drink refills feels very on brand for Starmerism

Alan looking like Bald Kerry 💀💀 obsessed!!

Then it's got to die!! These fucking AI people act like they have a god given right to profit of their garbage businesses and toxic products, at the expense of everyone and everything else. They will drink the planet dry using this exact same logic

And making theft illegal would “kill” the thieving industry. Good. Make theft illegal again.

irs_uk @irsuk.bsky.social Reform voters are largely Tory voters. What will gain Reform the election is Labour voters decamping to the Lib Dems and the Greens. Good work! 7 October 2025 at 06:52

There’s a lot of this about. Stop trying to guilt the left into voting for a Labour Party that hates us and shapes its policies towards people that hate them

Any spelt pasta suggestions sans mushrooms? 👀

Somebody help me, my electoral system, he is very sick

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor

Imagine you're at a writers' retreat with the lads and you're all showing off a draft after dinner and then your mate's girlfriend goes here is the novel Frankenstein which I just wrote

It’s never their peers - always the outsiders who dare to speak. Everyone else either agrees or obeys the wage.

One day the British media’s rot will be exposed.

And I’ll be there for it.

Nauseating

(the image of Mahmood with alt-text)

Gaby @gs2u.bsky.social • 7h Disclaimer: not a swifty by any stretch, except perhaps for her standing up against trump. Sorry to hear you have opinions on things you shouldn't comment about. Could you please put them on threads and not spoil your timeline here? Asking for a friend. •• • Marcus Hutchins & @malwaretech.com • 7h You should consider writing your reply on the side of a cactus and then shoving it up your ass ... Gaby @gs2u.bsky.social • 7h Thanks. I'll remember white old men dumping on strong women with your picture next to it. ... Marcus Hutchins : @malwaretech.com • 6h I just emailed your post calling me white to Equifax, hopefully they'll increase my credit score

As a result of the cloning process for the project known as "Les Enfants Terribles", Solid Seb's genetic makeup deteriorates faster than that of his template, Big Gove

Freedom is just another name for “a gap in the law”.

Fairly desperate stuff

Sweet chilli sauce after freezer chips

This was the first test that had many trans people worried the Greens would fold. That they didn't is an excellent sign and a rare show of actual support for trans people from a political party that isn't just empty words.

More of this @zackpolanski.bsky.social ❤️

Jane Goodall was actually the only one keeping the apes in control. Now there's a power vacuum

Labour and their familiars at Reach are such horrible little hoors.

I’m not clicking that lol

Link pls??

you can't get just how lunatic and hateful UK media has been on this without knowing this. it is *astonishing* in both volume and spite.

Email sent to Kenneth Stevenson Labour MP for Airdrie and Shotts Given the current situation in both Scotland and the wider UK I'm wondering when the UK should issue travel guidance not to travel to the UK Given they issued advice when North Carolina brought in bathroom bans in 2016 as evidenced below you'd think it's only logical https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/apr/21/foreign-office-warns-lgbt-tourists-of-north-carolina-and-mississippi-travel-anti-lgbt-laws Of course another suggestion would be that the Labour Government change the law to remove this ridiculous situation

Email sent to my MP

PN: If there was a Green government, would the Greens reverse the Tories, and subsequently Wes Streeting's, ban on puberty blockers for trans youth? ZP: Absolutely. It's really important that policy for trans people is informed by the National Health Service and is done in consultation with trans people. It seems like an abominable gap, particularly in the Cass review, that trans people were not included in the conversations. It's a basic principle: nothing about us without us.

Oh look, it's that easy. 🤷🏼‍♀️

just guess

Owen Jones has been banned from 'Labour' Party conference - but Maya Forstater is welcome.

And they wonder why progressive voters are deserting them in droves.