Barb

Two things I can’t eat/drink combined so I can avoid both at once. Perfect.

No, but it’s good to know that watching Wales lose 3-0 to England was better than SOMETHING, at least.

One day soon, all crisps will be plastic and all plastic made from recycled potato

They’re so good. Love the outfits too - just the right amount of reference to the characters, done in a stylish way.

That too, but I’d at least expect genuine potato for that price

Crisp packet says ‘now with 25% recycled plastic’

I don’t think I want my crisps to be 25% plastic

I have seen them in supermarkets and they just seem kinda… soggy?

Runs screaming from thread

I’d sue

Good grief it’s spreading

I do not mock @dougsloane.bsky.social But he has been sold an abomination

I mean. A plastic bag!

Wholemeal! High fibre! What a world.

Well. Where even to start. Wholemeal?? In a BAG? Deli - that’s suspiciously New York style inauthentic hoop shaped bread. Those, sir, are not proper bagels in any way other than shape.

Proper bagels/beigels are also shit. But for a whole different set of reasons.

What type of bagel (beigel) are we talking here? Because I need to know which of the two types of shit we’re specifically dissing prior to launch?

If they toured I’d be trying for tickets

Emma Forrest wrote a seminal Jewish novel—and was quietly ghosted for it The British author discusses the muted reaction to her Jewish work and the Manchester attack on Yom Kippur.

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Best served with cheese cubes on the end of the spines?

Hopefully not for long

Is O’Neill injured?

Weird that google and other tech firms keep telling me robots should run everything, while repeatedly insisting that I prove I’m not one

I really really dislike "right side of history" as an expression. Like history has a final season. "We had a big meeting and decided you were right all along."

And like anyone in the future is going to give a shit what most of us think anyway.

Career denialist still hiring himself out. Grim.

Oh good grief. That is truly awful. Of all fucking people.

That’s genuinely impressive.

Gotta admit, that is an upgrade

Am imagining it having taken over a real dog’s job and feeling sad for the poor unemployed imaginary pooch in my head now.

Upside down red triangle in bio = Hamas supporter. Not the same as a Palestinian flag in bio. Or a watermelon in bio. It’s not solidarity. It’s overt hate.

Just mentioning it cos seen a couple of retweets of red triangle types in my feed today. Blocked now obv.

Reckon God will give you a pass on that one.