Steve Buzzard

'E-bike for your feet': How bionic sneakers could change human mobility Nike's battery-powered footwear system, which propels wearers forward, is part of a broader push to help humans move farther and faster.

Nike's battery-powered footwear system, which propels wearers forward, is part of a broader push to help humans move farther and faster.

a man riding a segway in a construction site Alt: GOB from arrested development on his Segway

GOB would definitely have a pair #ArrestedDevelopment

i consumed mass quantities of ferments!

Yes. Or like the old "Battle of the Network Stars." Leif Garrett and Eric Estrada doing big air snowboarding against the best that Japan can throw at them. The cast of Eight is Enough comprises the US Hockey Team. Though I suppose we should use 21st century celebs ...

The easiest way to switch it all up at the Olympics is to just have the events swap equipment.

Hockey players wearing figure skating outfits.
Cross country skiers wearing hockey gear.
Lugers wearing the biathlon kit, including rifle.
Snowboarders wearing curling kit, including carrying a stone.

I think they should treat Olympics like jury duty. Instead of top athletes everyday folks just get a notice every so often that they're going to be on the skeleton team or the ski team competing in freestyle moguls. You get the notice a good two to three months beforehand so you can practice.

the la, jeez - I didn't mean to multi lingual stutter ...

Last time he was in the country he did kill the Pope - surprised he wasn't tossed in the la prigione.

I'll take the time to feel bad for him when I can control my convulsive laughter.

Also he invented ShamWow! A real renaissance man, lol.

And there was this: In Feb, '09, Offer & a prostitute were both arrested at The Setai hotel in Miami after a physical altercation. Police report stated the woman had bitten onto Offer's tongue & refused to let go, at which point he punched her in the face & left her with lacerations and fractures.

This was murder. Pretti did not initiate the confrontation. He didn’t strike them. He didn’t brandish his gun. They tackled him, beat him, disarmed him, and shot him.

Let’s all meet the moment

Man, I bet the NRA is going to be furious when they hear that jack-booted thugs from the federal government executed a law-abiding citizen for exercising his Second Amendment right to carry a handgun.

Any second now, I'm sure.

He was a white guy, if that helps?

Hello? NRA?

surely some public comments from the president would defuse this

Where is The (Cheese) Grate(r) Communicator?

In the far future when this may not be the case, the machine won't be generating source code at all probably.

I think its more important than ever in such a world given that developers are the last line of defense to catch all the cases where generated code is wrong (or "correct" but in unmaintainable form). So they need to know the language but will also have less experience writing it.

I'm literally crying. The absolute courage of this woman.

Hi folks, I'm seeing a lot of "Eyes on Minneapolis" & "We support Minnesota" sentiment. Here's a tangible way you can help:

Trump just suspended federal funding for SNAP benefits to Minnesota. Second Harvest Heartland is an MN-based hunger-relief org.

Please donate what you can.

www.2harvest.org

Stephen Miller: "Trump is very wise and understanding, he spoke very eloquently and movingly about the bright future of the Venezuelan people."

Yes, yes - just take a look at the Emperor. He looks dashing in his new clothes made of the finest fabric.

I’m inferring that we’re supposed to hate principal skinner. But I don’t think he’s so bad

Guy’s got the aurora in his kitchen and makes a mean steamed ham. Plus it’s the children who are wrong, not him. What’s not to like?

Regime Change at Bernie’s (2026)

Same, just add a few more years. I hate this timeline

used to be cowards and dullards would fall back on saying 2 things can be true. but today I’ve seen people pushing 3 things… 4… Nick Kristof listed 5 simultaneously true things. we are experiencing an 8-blade razor epistemological situation here.

if any dems make an important statement that includes "we would hope our republican colleagues" there should be someone on staff to do that sharp slap on the back of their head thing

YouTube video by Selina Meyer Congressman Jonah Ryan "punches a clock" to protest Daylight Saving

Someone should "Jonah Ryan" them in the foot ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHsd...