Swoleghost

Finishing the term with a 4.3 GPA is an insane sentence that I have never been able to even get close to in an previous year of school ever. Maybe the show ain’t completely over for this 35 year old undergrad burnout 🥰

watching Code Breakers for no good reason…
ANTONIO BANDERAS: smolders
ME: fans self dramatically
MY BRAIN: “he is thy FATHER’S SHADOW!”
ME: gasps, slaps mirror, screams in Spanish
tango music swells
a single rosary breaks in slow motion

pope died and someone already made a roblox reenactment called “papal ascension speedrun.” it has 3.4M plays. Timeline is rotten

not liking this administrations current policy of forcing me to drink Israeli diarrhea , which has cost me over $1000 in speculative assets

please stop bringing Ye's trash from Over There to Over Here

This song has been a lighthouse for so long ❤️

Your Heart Is a Muscle the Size of Your Fist Ramshackle Glory · Live the Dream · Song · 2011

you heart is a muscle the size of your fist

Forgot my headphones at home so I’m rawdogging library study time. This is the worst thing to happen to anyone, probably. Anyway, how’s the US government doing? Been busy.

Since the American nightmare that the red states hoped for but I never dared to believe would happen pre-Obama has happened, can the PNW progressive pipe dream of Cascadia also come to fruition? I want off this ride.

@ntcomplete.bsky.social 👀👀

Uh huhhhhh

americans: we miss wokeness. we miss pronouns. please give us new sexual orientations we beg of you

donald trump:

👀 IT WAS UNDER THE BED 👀

Dear straight men. What the fuck do yall have against flat sheets?

Signed,
“How the Hell Did U End Up There?” Every Morning

Don't tell me that the billionaires running the country don't have my interests at heart. You don't know my interests. What if my interests are to eat shit and die

That’s him! That’s my friend! I love him!

You can track Liberal cultural entropy by people's waning appreciation of Killer Mike

Back in school like…

Learning weightlifting and I feel like a ravenous anxious bird dog until I get to train again. 15 years lifting heavy and nothing hits like throwing marginal weight over your head and trying not to accidentally decapitate yourself or others.

Bluesky has decided that by checking the ☑️Gym box under interests, I exclusively want to see otter gym mirror pics in their skivies. The fact that I know to call them otters is probably why this is happening. Anyway. Y’all look great but this was not what I meant….

I’m callin da cops

BREAKING: Latest horror a distraction from many other horrors

ISO: entire case of the gods nectar