evans

they have privacy booths at the farmers market where insecure tough guys can eat delicate fruit without hating themselves

vibe coding my way into the embassy under cover of night

...and dinner ain't got shit on midnight munchies

nvm there's a menu item for it in the app

need an executive order so Spotify never attempts to play moxy fruvous again

...

on the edge of my seat, already angry, waiting for someone to post a pic of Yoda that says "begun the trade war has" so I can yell at them

this guy

ChoapenAI

this pot I'm watching refuses to fucking boil wtf

BOURDAIN: so ive had joints of mutton everywhere. exeter, wroexeter, berwick. Ive never seen a joint of mutton prepared like this

MEDIEVAL SPIT-BOY: we roaste thee meat under a pafte which keeps the juices, and renders the meat moft tendere

BOURDAIN: *chuckling* wow

the best Hot Ones ep was Don Knotts don't @ me

they should invent a sausage you can eat for breakfast

big @nicklutsko.bsky.social feel to this

man trying to share something very funny/fascinating with wife

me trying to show my wife something I just posted.

a rare Pittsburgh Renaissance 2 souvenir. is Tom Murphy on bsky?

My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”

every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”

who cares what year it is, history stopped when vine got shut down

update: I drank the egg nog, however also have covid now. can't beat city hall I guess

Hasbulla could absolutely beat the Rizzler

I am trying not to speculate on what crime jar jar actually committed to be banished. he sorta glosses over it.

partner has covid, I do not (yet?) Despite this, I am still gonna put overproof bourbon into a mug of egg nog and watch Phantom Menace. Fauci can't stop me from having a good time

[master shake voice]

just listened to John favreau's offline podcast and their dogshit finger wagging convo about Luigi and decorum. really need a new party to align with if my age group is going all in on "don't boo, vote" liberalism now

Guys I fucked up my potions and my homunculus came out bigger than me and it's bossing me around

mama mia

lol

totally normal may

shopping wrapped could have many possible vanity metrics