THRILLHO Baggins

What do you know Olivia Reingold JAWing it up again.

Shrinkage cracking like crazy, bad color consistency, form joints look worse than a Tesla front end.

Nice design but it needed a better concrete contractor

You’re both homely

They were playing Russian roulette so long that they forgot there really was a live round in there.

Someone in an inflatible frog costume, camera with their head just in view, staring down ICE and other feds in fatigues armed to the teeth.

"You cannot pass. I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. You cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow! YOU SHALL NOT PASS."

I don’t care that the AI bubble is bursting. I am not part of the economy.

Banky you dumb mother fucker there’s not a museum in the world where you have to Exit Through the Gift Shop. Doesn’t make a lick of sense from an egress or fire code perspective.

Her friends in my neighborhood tried desperately to protect a “historic”parking lot and industrial laundry facility from being replaced with apartments.

HHS Director Kennedy has issued bold new guidelines directing hospitals to smash their CT scanners.

There’s a place nearby called “Apple Dave’s” and all the reviews were like “We apparently parked in the wrong spot and then Apple Dave began pounding on the car window and threatening us.”

It seems like a lot of apple orchards near us also have a weird family dynamic where the orchard is owned by one brother and the parking lot is owned by another brother and they have an incredibly acrimonious relationship that spills out into public brawls.

My only actual anti-apple picking thing is that the owner of nearly every pick-your-own orchard is much less “pleasant farm family” and much more “Cadillac dealer tyrant.”

YouTube video by Secret Base The History of the Seattle Mariners: Supercut Edition

Good time to take four hours and watch this if you never have before youtu.be/TIgK56cAjfY?...

The mariners and the brewers are the only two working class occupations in baseball and I must therefore support them.

They should call him Tarik Screwball.

I am hearing from my sources that he does not in fact throw a screwball.

overheard from. the most townie philly guy you can imagine: "I'm not an astrology guy but I do fuck with the moon"

From medicine to mysticism: the radicalization of Florida's top doc Joseph Ladapo was a normie—until he met his wife and a guru into levitating and communicating with spirits.

NEW: Florida's surgeon general Joseph Ladapo isn't just guided by science—his beliefs are shaped by a wife who says she can speak to spirits and levitate, and an energy healer guru.

The latest from @juliannemcshane.bsky.social and @kieraevebutler.bsky.social:

A. LeRòn over here

Wait is this real

The Muslim countries have the lowest autism rates. Circumcision must prevent autism.

They already found the one and only good use for AI in film and it was for creating tens of thousands of nameless faceless things to be killed

Trump take Halloween

Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."

Theyve all been coached to hide the hands?

YES EXACTLY!

Try it in Strasbourg, buddy. Or Aachen. Just fucking try it.

Like is this a fucking joke to you?

“The stained-glass curtain you're hiding behind never lets in the sun,” is the least accurate description of how stained glass works in the context of a 3 minute pop song and frankly I don’t see it getting beaten any time soon.

Even potato-faced British people can buy a Honda Jazz, a perfect 5 door urban car that gets 60mpg. Not sold in the US.