B Rad

It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday
The unholy thing shambles in
He’s too big for the chair sitting next to me
And he makes an unbearable din

Sing us a song, you’re the piano man
Your skin is a wooden facade
You’ve brass pedals for hands
And your hair’s copper strands
Give unbearable insult to god

("this" being the quoted post)

I won't lie, I was unfamiliar with your game until this post.
But happily following and clicking now!

YouTube video by Bad Time Records Flying Raccoon Suit - Mothership (Official Video)

MOTHERSHIP. Streaming everywhere now!

Recorded in our living rooms and bedrooms by Kerley. Video by our friend Jeff Van Gerwen.

Jan 8 2026
The 50 year anniversary of Garfield's first appearance.

Also it's sooner than most of the other guesses, and I always want more FRS plz.

Threads post by @brittainforsenate: Ted Cruz: Zohran Mamdani wants to abolish ICE and abolish the NYPD.

*Votes for Mamdani HARDER

slurpee machine with one crashed screen

I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen

Bagpipes drowning out Trump as he’s speaking. Can we make this a thing everywhere he goes

It's a hate watch for my wife and I.
A lot of the builds are really cool to watch, but good grief are the bits painful.

It's fun calling out the team archetypes that reoccur during the show.
Like the overly close mother and son. Or the gym bro and super nerd guy who are absolutely an item.

"There are three kinds of magic," said Wizzler, handing us each a balloon. "You can control tigers, you can shoot tornadoes from your fingers, or you can fly by holding your breath. The color of confetti inside your balloon will reveal which kind of power you have." I felt the panic rising in me. What if my confetti turned yellow, indicating that I was a Tiger-Talker? My family, a long line of proud Tornado-Fingers, would disown me. Could I ever return home, bearing such shame? I tried to calm myself as I readied the ceremonial safety pin. Green, I thought, willing my hopes into reality. Please be green. I popped the balloon, involuntarily shutting my eyes. When I opened them, would I see the green I hoped for? The yellow I feared? What if, gods forbid, the confetti were blue? I opened my eyes, seeing shock on the faces of my classmates. Wizzler himself stared at me, wide-eye. Looking down, I saw myself covered in confetti... purple confetti.

“I don’t understand,” I growled, my body trembling with pain. “I combined eighty percent Earth-elemental mana with twenty percent Fire-elemental mana (Type B), focused through a twenty-four-sided icositetragon made of yellow topaz. This, in conjunction with my blood type, star sign, sense of humor, and nickname, should have produced a blazing column of lightning to vaporize my enemies. Instead, it made a big bubble that smells like fresh laundry. Why?” Skullgrumbler began to laugh. “You fool! You don’t even realize…” he squealed. “You’re facing east!”

“It’s whatever you want,” explained Magemaster Grampledog. “Magic is just whatever you want.” I knew he was speaking in riddles, but I couldn’t grasp his hidden meaning. “So the rules are…” Grampledog lit a sliver of smokereed. “No rules. You say some words and you wave a stick and whatever you want just happens. You don’t even need the stick.” His wisdom still eluded me. I stared into his face, trying to decipher what he was really saying. “No, listen.” Grampledog snapped his fingers and his desk turned into a pile of chicken nuggets. “I didn’t even know that would happen.” His hat then came alive and began to yodel. “It’s pandemonium,” he explained. “It’s complete nonsense.”

In my experience there are three kinds of fantasy magic novels:

i CANNOT stop watching this

hulk hogan: hell??

god: yeah, brother

Wow they always go in threes: Malcolm-Jamal Warner, Ozzy Osbourne, and Chuck Mangione and absolutely no one else

I think I just found my future ex-wife. Credit goes to Let's not Date on Facefeck.
Casually terrorising DM sliders with literature and carefully crafted smut. Hmm.

he's bitin the heads off the angels now

Trans people can obtain accurate passports again. Here’s how The 19th spoke with experts about the window of opportunity — and risk — that exists while the State Department complies with a court order.

Trans and applying for a US passport? Here are the deets. @charliejane.bsky.social @annaleen.bsky.social @transgenderreport.com 19thnews.org/2025/07/tran...

California Professor Accused of Throwing Tear Gas Canister at ICE Agents During Raid

goose: where'd he get the canister?

goose: where'd he get the canister, motherfucker?

It gets weirder.
Did you see that Chad Kroeger (Lead singer of Nickelback) voices Clayface?

four years of falling behind on this tech is going to make us such a backwater, man

Mamdani not an Orc, confirmed.

one of the things you hear a lot is “yeah but AI is genuinely useful for some tasks” and coding is almost always mentioned

"The problem with AI isn't that it can do your job. It can't. The problem with AI is that your MBA-brained boss's boss doesn't know how your job works and thinks AI can do your job at fractions of a penny on the dollar, and hears the siren song of 'maximize shareholder value'."

MBA-brain is real.

I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty.

My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.

Dachau in July 1933... reported in the New York Times

timesmachine.nytimes.com/timesmachine...

this STILL funny.

With video game prices rising, AI is a critical tool for developers and gamers alike. By seeing which games use AI, gamers can save money by not buying those games. @TheZeldaZone@mastodon.social

important life hack for video games

amtrak’s marketing team gets it

"Every French beach town has a little cafe called like Le Nautilus and every American beach town has a little cafe called Scratchy Dick's Big Slut Crab Fuck Shack"

speaking of remembering great summer tweets, this Jacob Bacharach one will rattle around in my head forever