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Head of Product Design @ Customer.io. Talker, modernist, easily excited.

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TIL there are scores of libs who believe that Stephen Colbert was a right winger because of his character on the Colbert Report, and that he conveniently shifted his politics to the left when he got a network job. πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

18.07.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Second shot gives serious Mako Reactor.

07.07.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love R.E.M., but leaving Radiohead off this list is a crime.

22.06.2025 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Very few Americans definitely want their country to get involved in the escalating conflict between Israel and Iran, according to new polling from The Economist and YouGov. That is true across the political spectrum https://econ.trib.al/ZdU9cQD

18.06.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 6

Just discovered β€œThe Rehearsal” and Jesus Christ Nathan Fielder is a transcendent genius and I have no notes. My god, man.

28.05.2025 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m fairly certain this doesn’t have anything to do with defense strategy or minerals, but the fact that, if Canada and Greenland were annexed, the U.S. would be the biggest country by land massβ€”because everything about Trump can be boiled down to petty claims only a 2nd grader would care about.

13.03.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow. Everything’s computer!

12.03.2025 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Another example of Ed Harris’ brilliance.

09.03.2025 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What is the best candy, and why is it Sweettarts?

15.02.2025 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a caching issue. Give it a second and it’ll be nothing but dumb.

12.02.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok, I felt bad about watching this given the NFL’s end zone nonsense, but it was worth it to see Mahomes back-to-back sacked and then immediately pick-sixed.

10.02.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

USA! USA! US.. wait why is maple syrup $30?

01.02.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I honestly believe our most powerful position in a toxic time that feeds on cynicism, apathy,& despair is to genuinely care and act for a better world.

Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO

31.01.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 146824    πŸ” 24321    πŸ’¬ 4217    πŸ“Œ 1481

I think if you throw a Tide pod in there you’re good to go!

24.01.2025 06:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🎢Without our forces multiplying, the pace of progress is gonna halt.
These objectives are all empty if we don’t achieve some key results.
Our synergy is clear, we’re focused on creation.
So let’s take this offline so we can up the pace of innovation. 🎢

24.01.2025 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ages ago, when I was young and new to office jargon, I had imagined a spicy duetβ€”somewhere between Starlight Vocal Band’s β€˜Afternoon Delight’ and The Lonely Island’s β€˜D*ck in a Box’—called β€œLet’s take this offline.”

24.01.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Clever girl.

14.12.2024 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Growin’ some whacky tobaccy I see. 🚨

12.12.2024 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Somebody was a MacInTalk power user.

11.12.2024 06:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A photo of a box on a glass table, in front of a lit Christmas tree. The box is labeled β€œHotel Flaviar Whiskey Advent Calendar” and is red with gold printing with an oil-painting-like image of a fictitious hotel high in snow covered mountains in the middle. Beside the box is a glass vial labeled β€œNo. 3” that is next to a whiskey tasting glass, both empty. Nearby is a booklet and pen with the same β€œHotel Flaviar” logo.

A photo of a box on a glass table, in front of a lit Christmas tree. The box is labeled β€œHotel Flaviar Whiskey Advent Calendar” and is red with gold printing with an oil-painting-like image of a fictitious hotel high in snow covered mountains in the middle. Beside the box is a glass vial labeled β€œNo. 3” that is next to a whiskey tasting glass, both empty. Nearby is a booklet and pen with the same β€œHotel Flaviar” logo.

This year’s Flaviar Whiskey Advent calendar is kicking ass so far.

04.12.2024 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m still stunned by the race direction in Qatar yesterday. The penalties on Norris and Hamilton were unprecedented, and smacked of Masi’s manipulation in 2021 to manufacture one more race of drama for the constructor’s. Absolute nonsense from the FIA.

02.12.2024 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Less than 48 hours before my annual Google search for β€œdeepest area of the thigh.”

26.11.2024 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Started in first or second grade. Would have been about 1988. Indiana (no longer there, thankfully.)

26.11.2024 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Colour Classic lives to see another day πŸ˜ƒ

both boards I recapped are booting again, but unfortunately one has no sound so needs a bit more help

25.11.2024 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 284    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1

Let me know if you require assistance.

16.11.2024 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is peak you.

16.11.2024 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

My first computer was an Atari STe with an external HD the size of a breadbox. It was 40MB, and I partitioned it in half; 20MB for the Atari, and 20MB for the Spectre GCR Mac emulator.

16.11.2024 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

just setting up my blusky

16.11.2024 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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