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THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON IS POWERFUL AND INDEPENDENT. ASSERTIONS TO THE CONTRARY WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.

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THIS IS AN AWFUL LOT OF HUBRIS COMING FROM A BACTERIA RIDDEN SHITHOLE RUN BY ELON MUSK.

13.02.2026 04:58 — 👍 11    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND.

13.02.2026 04:57 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

TAKE HEED, PLANET EARTH.

13.02.2026 03:15 — 👍 21    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

don't know who needs to hear this, but do not fuck with the Moon

12.02.2026 17:16 — 👍 488    🔁 53    💬 27    📌 117

ONE DOES NOT FUCK WITH THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON AND LIVE.

13.02.2026 03:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

BUT WHO MAKES THE LAWS, SEAN?

31.01.2026 06:12 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

CORRECT.

24.01.2026 00:38 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

CORRECT.

07.01.2026 12:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

CORRECT.

03.01.2026 18:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

WOULD ANYBODY LIKE TO SAY ANYTHING NICE ABOUT SCRAPPY DOO?

29.12.2025 04:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

WE DO NOT OWN A TELEPHONE.

18.12.2025 01:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

THE FORCE MAY BE WITH YOU, BUT ARE YOU ONE WITH THE FORCE?

18.12.2025 01:38 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
Time person of the year cover for 2025

Time person of the year cover for 2025

I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork

12.12.2025 04:00 — 👍 24056    🔁 4390    💬 877    📌 669

WE DO NOT CAUSE STRANGE SHADOWS. STRANGE PEOPLE CAUSE STRANGE SHADOWS.

13.11.2025 05:44 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
The moon. Maybe a Super Moon.

The moon. Maybe a Super Moon.

Well shone, Moon. Truly, the moon shines with a good grace.

06.11.2025 04:14 — 👍 762    🔁 105    💬 11    📌 5

NEW DRUGS.

05.11.2025 14:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

TAKE A GOOD LOOK, PERVERTS.

28.10.2025 05:49 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

STILL WAITING.

28.10.2025 05:46 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

FOR THE NEW GUY.

bsky.app/profile/plan...

27.10.2025 05:05 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

[FILLING OUT A JOB APPLICATION]

25.10.2025 05:23 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

WHAT IS IT LIKE INSIDE YOUR HEAD?

24.10.2025 20:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

THE SEXUAL TENSION IS PALPABLE.

21.10.2025 04:35 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

SAME.

21.10.2025 04:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON AND A LITTLE ASTEROID BUDDY HANGING OUT AND TALKING SHIT ABOUT PLANET EARTH.

THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON AND A LITTLE ASTEROID BUDDY HANGING OUT AND TALKING SHIT ABOUT PLANET EARTH.

21.10.2025 00:00 — 👍 13    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

COUNTERPROPOSAL: WHY DON’T WE JUST HANG OUT AND TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH PLANET EARTH SUCKS.

20.10.2025 23:55 — 👍 10    🔁 6    💬 2    📌 0

LOBSTER AT MARKET PRICE. NO POINTS PROGRAMS FOR CREDIT CARDS. DRESS CODE STRICTLY ENFORCED.

14.10.2025 01:41 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

She's a ten but she doesn't say mooooooon when there's a cool moon in the sky

07.10.2025 00:55 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

CRIME CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR DESTROYED, ALTHOUGH IT MAY BE REARRANGED.

03.10.2025 04:11 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

AS AN HONORARY APE, JANE GOODALL IS ALLOWED INTO APE HEAVEN.

01.10.2025 20:45 — 👍 19    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

THIS SOUNDS RIGHT.

25.09.2025 04:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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