The Sovereign Planet of the Moon

TAKE A GOOD LOOK, PERVERTS.

STILL WAITING.

FOR THE NEW GUY.

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[FILLING OUT A JOB APPLICATION]

WHAT IS IT LIKE INSIDE YOUR HEAD?

THE SEXUAL TENSION IS PALPABLE.

SAME.

THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON AND A LITTLE ASTEROID BUDDY HANGING OUT AND TALKING SHIT ABOUT PLANET EARTH.

COUNTERPROPOSAL: WHY DON’T WE JUST HANG OUT AND TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH PLANET EARTH SUCKS.

LOBSTER AT MARKET PRICE. NO POINTS PROGRAMS FOR CREDIT CARDS. DRESS CODE STRICTLY ENFORCED.

She's a ten but she doesn't say mooooooon when there's a cool moon in the sky

CRIME CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR DESTROYED, ALTHOUGH IT MAY BE REARRANGED.

AS AN HONORARY APE, JANE GOODALL IS ALLOWED INTO APE HEAVEN.

THIS SOUNDS RIGHT.

nice

IF THERE IS ONE GOOD THING HUMANITY BRINGS TO THE SOLAR SYSTEM, IT’S BUTTS.

SAME, TBH.

ACCURATE.

ACCURATE.

YOUR PLAYTHING IS NOW IN OUR CLUTCHES.

THIS IS THE MOST DISGUSTING THING ANYONE’S SAID SINCE CHARLIE KIRK WAS ALIVE.

CORRECT.

NOW IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE, CENTRISTS. POST YOUR CENTRIST HOT TAKES. SECURE YOUR LEGACY IN THE CENTRIST HALL OF FAME.

CHARLIE KIRK DIED AS HE LIVED: GETTING SKEPTICS TO RECONSIDER THEIR STANCE ON GUNS.

THEY SHOULD LET THE SMITHSONIAN REWRITE HISTORY IN MINOR WAYS. LIKE, THEY SHOULD SAY THAT JEFF GOLDBLUM PLAYED ARAGORN IN THE LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY.

BLUESKY HAS A KERNING PROBLEM.

NOT SIGNIFICANTLY SO.

PLANET EARTH AND EVERYONE ON IT IN THE SAME ORBIT AROUND THE SUN.

“YOU CAN GO YOUR OWN WAY”

NO, YOU CANNOT. YOU ARE LITERALLY GOING THE SAME WAY AS EVERYBODY ELSE.