Trae Elvington

Kenny: tell em where SMU’s going Chuck

Charles: the GLUE factory

Shaq: [coughs, falls into Xmas tree, dies]

whoever took this is down so bad it's unbelievable. who lit this shot, the lord?

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“It’s March” 😂 😂 😂

nothing wrong with that

Y'all ever seen the most american thing of all time?

This is the headline I was looking for

Jags/Titans game would have been perfect

I would hypothetically hire you 100 times before the guy with the marathon time listed

you can’t truly be considered the best if you don’t play against talented teams

Dont want to play away from home in the playoffs? Join/win your conference championship, or if you’re ND, join a conference and win.

Seems like incentive enough to win your conference title but keep everyone competitively scheduling since

Based on committee rankings:
Byes: OR, UGA, TX, PSU

Conference champs and the *best* remaining teams are in.

This year we would end up with 1st round matchups in Tempe, Death Valley and on the blue turf in Boise with a good chance of the away teams being the seeded higher.

Think you meet in the middle and reward conf champions with cfp birth and home field advantage but not a guaranteed bye.

Straight up. You knew every time it was going to be a hard count.

Gotta use the hard count and actually snap it on the first manageable 4th down and the hard count becomes a bit more effective

HOLY SHIT this is perfect

deeply regret that I used this joke before Tennessee and Ohio State got paired in the playoff

As called on Clemson radio:

Syracuse alum?

They wouldn’t have threatened to kick out that last guy if he had just said that’s pony shit. It’s about decorum

My thoughts on the assassination of the UnitedHealth CEO and the left's unfortunate need to celebrate acts of barbarism.

I legitimately belive that 90% of this issue Pat Mahomes' fault & I'll stand on that. Can make a 3-min clip of plays where he pretends to run out of bounds or pretend slides.

But outside of Pat let's also not pretend this is some widespread thing also across the NFL

NFL players afraid to hit a QB:

Andy Reid and Mike Holmgren standing side by side after a game. The only difference between the two is the logo on their jackets.

Committee couldn’t wait to put Andy Reid in the Hall of Fame so they decided Holmgren will do

Didnt have a memory card for Tony hawk 2 forever. I used to leave the PS2 running overnight to show my friends the insane high score the next day so I didn’t have to restart 😂

My entire timeline is football. WERE HERE AND WE AINT LEAVING

I don’t want to force anybody into anything, but it’s a great time for Jason Segel to release a full length puppet-led vampire musical.

Go Tigers! 🐅

I need this to become the first major bsky copypasta

Would love to be added. Will be good to have a new platform to post recipes/photos with genuine engagement.