Mr. DoomPants

🤣 OMG

*Somewhere* around here I still have a bunch of hand-written JSON files for this, and somewhere in that mess Gandalf is still Buellering mightily into the void because Frodo forgot his accordion in the green room.

Brutalist KFC r/brutalism

Digital collage piece assembled from procedurally generated artifacts. The image is roughly reminiscent of an architectural schematic, emphasizing sharp angles and vertical lines. The color palette is primarily monochromatic with an abundance of negative space containing an assymetric composition, with vibrant accents of simulated jpeg bitrot. I'd describe it as a three-point composition but WHICH three points is deliberately unclarified. The piece is overall a somewhat indecipherable geometric abstraction, but if I had to translate this into something more representational the best approximation is an aggressive, faux-Cubist rendering of an iconic dockside crane with specific vibrant, messier components adding intrusive bits of Fauvist entropy.

I made a(nother) thing, in a bit of a frantic attempt to get my amygdala to STFU.

I really need a consistent strategy for the correct application of alt text to the emphatically non-representational, I have neither the spoons nor the character length for a similar flavor of chaotic abstracti-DAMMIT

Question your reality to explore more options.
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#glitchart #glitchartistscollective #videoart #visionaryart #manipulatedphotography

Exquisite.

Not Glitch as in art, but
Glitch as in fuck you

Digital collage artwork: a JT sunset juxtaposed and re-assembled with an assortment of procedurally generated artifacts. The landscape disintegrates into high-constrast geometric abstractions as it passes through the canonical horizon, emerging from a an explosive orange palette into the blue tones of the upper cumuli, a waterspout of pixelated noise terminating in explicit fractal imagery before dissipating into the atmosphere.

Theoretically, I'm off hiatus. Maybe.

Massive, partially unhinged, coalescing and also thoroughly redacted rant about digital tools [REDACTED].

🤞

I will not be robbed of enthusiasm again. I POINTEDLY REFUSE TO NOT HAVE FUN WITH THIS.

#glitchart
#digitalcollage
#proceduralart
#desertphotography

we’re back

I am experiencing a brand new-to-me emotion!

My tiff mangler finished running after 12h/300+ files and the ****ing power goes out but

I SAVED IT
I SAVED THE DOCUMENT
I HAVE HARNESSED ENTROPY AND I SHALL BATHE IN ITS ENTRAILS and when that gets boring I’m gonna make some incredibly unsettling gifs

I HAVE FORKING *COMPLETED*

THE MOTHERFORKING CONTRAPTION (v1.0b)

🦾😈

I AM BECOME DUDE, DESTROYER OF TIFFS

*looooooooooooong exhale*

This entire thread is now my new "Don't make me tap the sign" sign. 🤘🙏

this might be a hot take, but i honestly think AI art peaks when you can absolutely tell it’s AI. like, using it as a tool to make weird shit that is so clearly made by the tool is the best use-case from an artistic perspective

CLEAN UNDERPANTS AND DINNER CAKE DINNER CAKE DINNER CAAAAAAAAKE

THE DAY IS SAVED ETC

Two different variants of a seriously glitched-up flaming marshmallow, floating in a bubbling pool of motor oil.

YET AGAIN,
O H N O D E C I S I O N P A R A L Y S I S S S S S Z Z T

Softer focus and a modicum of subtlety, or EXXXXTRA CRRRRRRRRRUNCHY?

Option $n is more artifacts from the “Peeps Chili but with way too many teeth” bizarro-bucket.

I am a Serious Artist yessiree art art art arf WOOF oof

🧐😵‍💫🤡🥳

#glitchtober IS TOMORROW AND I'M BEYOND READY TO BREAK EVERYTHING.

EEEEVERYTHING!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEVERYTHIIIIIIIIING.

Last year was exceptional, but since then I've become a much odder goose with a much larger, much stranger bucket of hammers.

SO MUCH BRAIN-MELTING NIGHTMARE FUEL TO PUBLICIZE OH YES

GOOD MORNING WORLD! I have caffeine and dogs! And more caffeine and more dogs! Today is a good day (and I shoulda brought my Allergy Kit, but frankly DNGAF)

...rlathotep needs a friend,
and I been smellin' fishmen
cuz all that madness at the end;
I been plagued by gruesome visions
Since epochs dead and gone

...but I hear that trombone weepin'
Tough crowd, Innsmouth Improv

A trio of very stoic and respectable business kitties, profoundly unimpressed by weird art

I'm... not really sure what happened here, but I think The Robot might be getting sick of my bullshit.

Current status: BRAIN TOO LOUD

What do we do when BRAINLOUD?

We special-order a cheese hat and dual-boot SimoneOS is what we're gonna do. I have already pushed my own ass into a pool multiple times today, and would like something else to get me through this semi-charmed pop culture reference.

…“OFFICIAL” “MOTH” “BUSINESS” update:

I have now completed phase one of my atonement for sins of benign neglect; blessed be Saint Norm, Patron of the Shaggiest of Deeds.

( Phases 2-3 involve culinary blasphemy in tribute to the Great Orange One Who Forever Feeds Beneath The Veil of Carbs. )

An extremely creepy shrink-wrapped face. Sort of cartoonish and and rubbery, with a look of shock frozen upwards at something off camera and presumably horrible. Light blue background, high contrast lighting, and reddish orange highlights on recognizable facial features. Two pale, gaunt arms reach in from outside the image. The forehead is obscured by some kind of illegible and partially transparent sticker.

Oh yes. 50% pork butt, 50% selfie, 111% OMFG yikes.

This is one of the *LEAST* disturbing entries for “Portrait of the Artist as Three Pounds of Shrink-Wrapped Frozen Pork Shoulder”.

(The Big Brundle Business is over in the “please explain what that nipple is screaming and WHY” permutation bucket)

INDEED

THIS IS A PLACE OF HONOR AND HIGHLY ESTEEMED SHITPOSTERY

Having also managed to avoid any and all context, my head-canon is that The Banana Discourse is Kermit’s fledgling folk trio opening for Dr. Teeth and getting booed off stage

…*clickety-clackety* oh. NOPENOPENOPE not coming ANYWHERE near that, I will stab the entire internet with a bendy straw

Can I at least get a nice pair of glorts (and a matching crop top)?

I

AM

MEATFLUENCING

It’s not just kinda gross; it is EXTREMELY gross, but “Portrait of the Artist as a 3lb Shrink-Wrapped Frozen Pork Shoulder” is where I hid most of yesterday’s dopamine.

WELCOME FRIENDLY FRIEND

*pause*

Wait, are you here on official moth business? I didn’t read the training manual during the onboarding seminar *at all*.

Surreal black and white “photo” of some extremely large boulders in the Sonoran desert. The landscape is partially obscured by an ethereal semi-transparent screen with horizontal striations, and the boundary between the sky and the geological features is essentially dissolved via desaturation.

No disrespect to Ansel Adams, but(t)…

*knucklecrack* oh boy oh boy oh boy

THE SEAL HAS BEEN RENT ASUNDER

A NEW CALLIPYGIAN ERA HAS SLOUCHED TOWARDS WHEREVER

UNLEASH THE DARKNESS WHICH SLEEPS IN THE VAULT OF THE SACRED ANACONDA

LET’S GOOOOOO! BRING OUT THE OLD SCHOOL HEAVY ARTILLERY

QUEUE UP THE ‘03 AFX SMOJPHACE EP AND *BOTH* VENTOLIN SINGLES, INTERSPERSE WITH FORBIDDEN EARWORMS AT A 2:1 RATIO…

( Why rinse when you can autoclave from orbit? SWEEEET Car0linzzt… BUM BA DOWZZZzztEEEEEEEchkZ )