Claire

Congratulations Emily!

Didn’t notice anything, but a small one like that while I was wrapped up in something, and I probably thought it was just someone dropping something on the roof of my office, *again*.

I am 32.7% Goth, 73.6% Nerd, placing me in the True Nerd category. Jock-Nerd/Prep-Goth (Subculture Test)

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That’s fair.

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Queer/Neurospicy friend group hangout checklist:

✅ Topped up water bottle
✅ Laptop
✅ C programming book
✅ HP graphing calculator
✅ Makeup kit
✅ Crochet project
✅ Book about a closeted trans girl who gets turned into a magical girl and joins a punk rock band

Let's go!

I remember catching the series premier by pure chance.

“Huh. Warner Brothers has their own network now?”

…5 minutes later…

“That is not how I expected a b&e snog session to go.“

Oh, totally. Love the character arc though, especially near the end of it.

This!

On that last point, agree to disagree.

Though, I hope the nap helped.

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There aren't words to describe how gross this is holy shit

Bunch of lecherous geezers meeting up to talk about how lesbians are too horny and taking a selfie together

Spooky action at a distance, maybe.

Still, say you have some form of entanglement, just how much bandwidth does that really yield, and just how big is your update payload?

Why, hellooooo!

Spent the fourth getting my face zapped, and then doing drinks and dinner with members of the local squad.

Can’t think of a better way to spend the day.

Sure was noisy, though, was there something else going on?

Boobs?

After I typed that my girlfriend said "I lose all my intelligence when I see a lesbian's orbs."

I read the lore as a gate being buried is unable to form an event horizon for the wormhole because there’s physical matter blocking the vortex formation.

I suspect updates would only occur if an incoming wormhole is established.

Today’s new concept: multidimensional arrays.

Otherwise known as spreadsheets.

Random song from my Spotify discovery playlist.

“Lonely is a sickness that can look like a friend”

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A woman holding up a Dorsey pride flag. It has pink, white, pink, black, and blue stripes.

A woman holding up a Dorsey pride flag. It has pink, white, pink, black, and blue stripes. The woman is marching down Market street.

I got nine total asks about it.

I AM ON A BUILDING ✨

And I would have loved to read it.

That grief is certainly something that I have been dealing with recently.

Take care, Doc.

Same, except 35, and like...

It's so goddamned simple. This is why we do what we do. And goddamn if I don't absolutely love our stories because of it. It's all so simple and pure and beautiful.

It’s plain for all to see.

Your Pope name is: Last thing you ate + number of letters in your first name.

Erm, Pope Cabbage VI.

Tea, Earl Gray, Hot. A clear bistro glass with a black handle, as seen on Star Trek the next generation. It is sitting on a white marble countertop, next to an electric kettle, with a temperature gauge, indicating that the tea is hot. Next to the glass is an open packet indicating that the tea is Earl Gray.

An appropriate first use, I think.

A picture of our poster, relaxing at a table, enjoying a glass of red wine, as is her divine right as a transbian wine aunt.

Transbian: ✅
Wine: ✅
Aunt: ✅

"But... XKCD's supposed to be witty and funny, right?"

Welcome to todays America. 😡

Skincare tip! If you are indoors deep underground, far below the depths where the sun is only a distant memory, and will not emerge into the light for a long time, it is okay to skip sunscreen

Or the phone they're answering being built into a *wall*!