NESN_Dorma, law-ish

/every single popcorn gif

4-1 and 1-4? i'd 8-2 be a spurs fan

if some snotty wizard boy called me a muggle i'd cast a little chin magic on his ass. alakazam you're in the fuckin hospital!! and nobody would think of it as hitting a kid by the way. ok. people wouldn't say i hit a kid. cause they'd agree it's a totally different power dynamic. wizards you can hit

👀The federal judges in West Virginia, where ICE has been pulling over and detaining people on the freeway, are literally screaming about ICE's tactics.

"It is an assault on the constitutional order," Judge Goodwin says. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

You cannot watch it soon enough imo. I'm fully obsessed.

Werder Bremen will not fulfil their proposed summer tour of the U.S., citing recent incidents in Minneapolis, Minnesota as “not fitting the values” of the club.

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www.nytimes.com/athletic/705...

MILAN, ITALY - FEBRUARY 19: (EDITOR'S NOTE: Image was captured using a remote camera positioned above the field of play.) Megan Keller #5 of Team United States scores the game winning goal in overtime against Claire Thompson #42 and Ann-Renee Desbiens #35 of Team Canada to win the gold medal during the Women's Gold Medal match between the United States and Canada on day 13 of the Milano Cortina 2026 Winter Olympic games at Milano Santagiulia Ice Hockey Arena on February 19, 2026 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Jared C. Tilton/Getty Images)

put it in the Louvre

PSYCHO KELLER

QU'EST-CE QUE C'EST

"You read something which you thought only happened to you, and you discover that it happened 100 years ago to Dostoyevsky. This is a very great liberation for the suffering, struggling person, who always thinks that he is alone." -James Baldwin

Arsenal, I was having a fucking awesome day until that

Unbreakable

this is the ethical and woke version of RFK Jr. working out in jeans

YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert Rep. James Talarico On Confronting Christian Nationalism, And Strange Days In The Texas Legislatu…

The interview with Talarico has been posted to YouTube: youtu.be/oiTJ7Pz_59A

Sort of gives away the lie that they're arresting hardened criminals who are drags on society when they're setting up traps to lure in Good Samaritans

Bell biv de voo

I'm sure that's right, and my original comment really was mostly an unsuccessful dig at senior lawyers

Wouldn't it be easier to automate partner work than associate work?

The waiter: And what would you like today young man?

My two year old:

Meta’s internal memo said the political tumult in the United States was good timing for the feature’s release. “We will launch during a dynamic political environment where many civil society groups that we would expect to attack us would have their resources focused on other concerns,” according to the document from Meta’s Reality Labs, which works on hardware including smart glasses.

this is comically evil. brazenly anti-social. just absolute black-pilled nihilism. we will not have a republic, we will not be free, until we regulate these companies to the point where — at a bare minimum — they're too afraid to put stuff like this down on paper.

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...

skier in a tank top from the olympics. (dudes rock)

me to my teenage son: "hey it's 12 degrees out. you can't just wear your giannis jersey to school."

teenage son:

From the 72-73 O'Brien Handbook, the best of Bill Russell as a TV guy:
-Throws shade at DET & HOU
-Implies he liked it when Wilt was playing angry & that he was better than Wilt
-When Goodrich beat Monroe, Russ asks Goodrich if he has a "short-term lease" on Pearl

well i for one couldn’t be more excited for the possibilities of AI. finally a technology that answers the age old question ‘what if clippy was wormtongue’

You can also find him on YouTube, where he does stuff like evaluate accents in movies. He’s very cool to listen to.

The Svedka ads can Go Fuck

Man, I didn’t think there was a way for this story to get dumber but…
“DoD loaned the high-energy laser weapon to DHS, who promptly shot down some mylar balloons with it without telling anyone, resulting in the FAA closing airspace and disrupting air travel nationwide”

…sure did the trick

Must be!

My mom's dad absolutely never went by his legal first name.