JOI's World Tour

RIP to Greg Bovino, who fell into his own dickhole and died. Doctors believe he drowned in his piss when he tried to "drink his way out" "like usual"

hold close to the good you are drawn to / these woods were grown to disarm you

I love AMV Night

come watch AMV Night 5, it's a fun little community film festival and I made something for it

We are receiving reports that President Trump’s Venus for Men malfunctioned and he will be switching to a plane with a working Venus for Men, so he can continue to experience the ultimate in hands-free orgasmic pleasure - with or without an erection!

we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)

Since his socialist ideology was written out of the history books.. In his own words:

"If America does not use her vast resources of wealth to end poverty and make it possible for all of God’s children to have the basic necessities of life, she too will go to hell."

Happy MLK Day.

two stupid hogs bumping their stupid hog heads together. squealing with delight at making the rest of the world live in the mud with them

not sure how I missed that a whole-ass new Hail the Sun album came out this past year but this shit GOES

might fuck around and try to tame my amygdala this weekend

AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.

YouTube video by Go Off Kings Is $8 the same as $5?

$8 = $5

RIP Scott Adams. I'll never forget the orgasm I had on New Year's Day 2016 which was induced by your famous series of hypnotism blog posts

this is how every outlet should refer to X

This is why I’m pushing for a state escrow account that holds federal funds before sending them on to Washington. If Trump wants to steal our tax dollars that were legally appropriated by Congress, then we should just be paying ourselves.

Hard not to feel a creeping gnawing terror at the headlines of every news station video being so deeply pro-war. Every single outlet framing this as a victory somehow. Triumphant. What planet are we on? Are we supposed to stomach this? Where is reality?

cat in da toilet

toilet cat

in 2026 i will be starting something called "weird bluesky"

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

don't I know it! which is to say, I don't know it. I don't know anything about that.

almost every time i say "it's good" i follow it up with "I just invented it." a true timeless post. RIP.

ROBOT CONTROLLED BY $3/HR WORKER: welcome to the grand canyon! would you like a photo?
ME: sure
ROBOT: [snatches my phone and takes picture w/o me in it] that will be $1000
ME: uh-
[armed guard bots carry me to jail. photo bot launches my phone into the canyon, then deploys a bayonet into my back]

It’s so cool to have hitched your wagon 20 years ago to an industry that was booming beyond anyone’s expectations and have it turn out to be stripmined and utterly hollowed out by Shareholder Value, and every other industry you could slot into has been, surprise, hollowed out by Shareholder Value

"The worm doesn't make me eat dead rats. I was doing that before the worm," he purred at me like one of the diseased cats that would follow him around whenever he had a dead rat in his pocket that he was saving for later. He really liked eating them. He coughed and it sounded like a lawnmower hitting a sprinkler head. His leathery skin crackled in the evening sun. He had to leave tonight - he was speaking at a conference for people who think medicine turns you gay. Sometimes when he was away I would rub an old catcher's mitt up and down my legs and pretend he was giving me a massage. - excerpt from “I Don't Know Why He Sounds Like That: My Disgusting Affair with RFK Jr” by Olivia Nuzzi

If that doesn't work out, he could also try "Prom Hanks" (Carrie reference)

California license plate with text "F MODE".

Customer: FOR A LEXUS ISF CAR THE IS LEXUS SPORTS LETTER THRY US EMEANS SPORTS MODE ENGAGED
DMV: FUCK MODE

Verdict: DENIED

new Sound of Animals Fighting, Maruja, and @guerillatoss.bsky.social LPs all dropped today... what a delicious ear treat for me in particular