kait ✨

i know we aren’t supposed to stan politicians but what about zohran mamdani

like have yall listened to ANYTHING besides messy? the girl’s got bangers!!!!

lola young doesn’t get the recognition she deserves AT ALLLLLLL

swear to god every balanced breakfast i’ve ever eaten in my life has been in a hotel

what the fuck do i need to do to get these fucking people to LISTEN TO ME

i mean this in the absolute best way possible: tate mcrae makes jazzercise music

ya know what i could use rn? a jet2 holiday

my boss is physically incapable of letting me be in a good mood for more than 5 minutes i swear to god

the only thing keeping me alive rn is that my new microwave shelf just got delivered

i feel like such a waste of life lmfao

people have such little faith in me lmao. fair enough. i’m a flop

shoutout to my parents for keeping me up to date on my vaccines as a child 🙌

it makes me miss the long ass intros talking about their personal life. at least then you know it was written by a human being

ai is literally plaguing pinterest omfg i swear 90% of the recipes have ai photos and are written by chatgpt

tim apple*

A list of bad-news headlines wrapped up with an Atlantic article headlined “Why are young people everywhere so unhappy?”

I don’t know man, what could it possibly be?

i literally do not know why i bother. literally everything i do and say is pointless

might quit therapy. feels like i’m wasting $50 per appointment just to still be a fucking piece of shit

confused as to who these tariffs are helping bc this shit is making my job about a thousand times more difficult than it needs to be

thank god i live in a time where mindless content and silly memes are readily available

these customers crack me up thinking they can out-attitude me. they clearly don’t know they’re talking to the hbic

can’t even imagine how much my life would improve if i could sleep until i naturally wake up every morning

she has her days but overall my 5 year old niece is a better listener than any of my coworkers

The Trump administration’s worldview in a nutshell: If you’re white, you’re all right. If you’re brown, get out of town.

i will never have kids not because i don’t want them, but because i cannot in good conscience allow more children to exist in a world that makes me constantly question my will to live

i took excedrin today for the first time and wow. miracle drug

This husky was mistaken for a wolf by a well-meaning woman after a few drinks. He was a little confused but very flattered. 12/10

we did it yall we successfully cyberbullied the governor into not seeking reelection

everything i say is dumb as hell so i have decided to not speak ever again

‘indivisible with liberty and justice for all’ my ass LMAO