Just Matt

If you don’t think we’re essentially living in 1920-1930’s Germany, you need to read a fucking history book! Scapegoats. Attacking news agencies not sympathetic to him. War on immigrants. Threats of hostile takeovers of sovereign nations. Dismantling DoE to control & indoctrinate. List goes on.

Hate to say it, but I’ve come to a realization. The country and the world would be a better place if the MAGA cult would just drink the damn Jonestown Kool-Aid. Maybe Space Karen can get some of his rockets and yeet himself and the rest of them in to space, never to be heard from again.

As the camera points to… an unelected bureaucrat oligarch. Oh the irony. #SOTU #JointSpeech #FOTUS

Really starting to like @ericswalwell.bsky.social. I agree with many of his positions & seems like someone that’d take it to the MAGA cult & be ruthless. That’s what we need to pry our country back from Mango Mussolini & his puppet masters Pukin & Muskrat. #Swalwall2028 #SwalwellForPresident

The simple act of booing during Trump’s speech would go a lot farther than standing there in matching outfits or walking out. Stand your ground. Call a traitor a traitor and boo. Silent protest doesn’t work when their goal is to keep you silent. #3E #SOTU

Think we can set up an exchange program with Canada? I’ll trade my American citizenship for a Canadian’s citizenship. Even up. Won’t even haggle over exchange rate. Fuck this dystopian hellscape & it’s orange dicKtator. Can’t forget FOTUS’s puppet masters Muskrat & Pukin. #SOTU

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It’ll be ok. It’s just kayfabe. 4 years from now DoE will be all like:

I hope they wind up opening the wrong door, wind up in a lab and quarantined. That’d be some instant karma.

@democrats.org, @housedemocrats.bsky.social & @senatedem.bsky.social need to continue pushing the message the Elon is running things. The more that’s said, the sooner Trump gets tired of being overshadowed and Elmo learns what previous cronies have. Trump is loyal to NO ONE!

My only fear is this chud procreating and further damaging the gene pool.

Had a bit of an epiphany this morning and posted to Twitter already.

Twitter is just the new 8chan. But my question is, should Elon rebrand it? And, if so is it 12chan or 16chan?

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You know me. 🤣🤣🤣

Excited to see my favorite sports pundit is on Bluesky. I like it here.

Once you realize that Trump isn’t nominating cabinet members to RUN agencies but DESTROY them, it makes more sense.

So I say we donate to:

ASPCA in Kristi Noem’s name

Planned Parenthood in MTG’s

National Immigrant Justice Center in Elon Musk’s

Everytown in Lauren Boebert’s

Southern Poverty Law Center in Donald Trump’s

MADD in Matt Gaetz’s

Use their emails and flood their inboxes. Thoughts? Suggestions?

Post you from a different era.

Senior prom

I’m so deeply sorry for your loss.

Skeet ulrich is when you cum on the drummer of metallica

Left to right: Ginger, Fred

From left to right: Eddie Van Kitten, Tifosi and JuJu

So it’d make more sense if he were named Transportation Secretary? 🤷

How long until Elon realizes he’s just a rich Peter Pettigrew destined to live the rest of his life as the rat he is?

"Recess Appointment" is how Matt Gaetz meets his dates during lunch period.

I hear this is where we escape the dystopian hellscape. Is there a password? Secret handshake?

Me neither. #NotABot