Gordon Leadfoot

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Image of Jon Glaser, one of the Slipnutz, delivering the line, “I slipped on some nuts” while lying on the ground after, well, slipping on some nuts (which are considerably less treacherous than mid-winter Minneapolis street ice). May the coccyx of the ICE shitstain depicted in the original post rest in piss.

Look, he fell down…

Now I have to bust out the headphones to squash the Supernova ear worm squirming through my brain. Thanks a lot (sarcastic *and* sincere).

This has me very excited to see what he has in mind for the historically sensitive restoration of the East Wing!

YouTube video by Chris Lockner Grant Hart-2541

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Movie poster for 70s exploitation flick “The Thing With Two Heads” starring Rosey Grier and Ray Miland

Please tell me the kitties are named Rosey and Ray

YouTube video by ewjxn 1984 Trident Sugarless Gum "4 out of 5 dentists approve" TV Commercial

Those two voters are the dentists who do not recommend sugarless gum for their patients who chew gum.

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Does he have the former writer’s room from The Office on retainer? Just a perfect Michael Scott bit.

Rolling Stone Magazine cover from late 1994 showing Brad Pitt with a goatee and long blonde hair.

1994 walking the concourse before a Stones concert at Oakland Coliseum, we pass a shirtless guy with long, bleached hair. My wife thinks it was Brad Pitt, I don’t. A week later the concert guy turns up in our mail box:

Hoist with his own bollard

Sounds suspiciously like a recycled 30 Rock Tracey Jordan bit.

Nostradumbass

We’d *all* like a concerted effort

I’ve loved all of your Muppet series but I gotta say (with no faint praise of the others) that this is my favorite so far. It’s like the Flaunt cover aesthetic was crafted solely to provide a medium for you to work your magic.

After today’s cloture surrender, we’ll all be having tonight’s drink on the deck (of the Titanic)

Same. Also, it’s equally unsurprising that they got it wrong.

Matt’s voting role is (non-consensual) hanging Chad inspector.

Department Of Unqualified Children Hacking for Elon. I don’t believe the pronunciation is ambiguous.

Thanks. A brief respite from, well, everything.

Show the worth of your work, Kirk

Get those fat stacks, Max

Pay your own way, Jay, if you want to stay

Focus on skills, Phil

Spin news events, Trent

Org advocacy, Lee, and continue to teach

Do a boycott, Scott

Tell the rents about jobs, Rob

Create internships, Chip, the climate might flip

He looks like if Beavis dressed up like Butt-Head for Halloween

*5 seconds later* “We regret to inform you the Zuck is racist.”

Never would have guessed Florida was capable of that level of introspection

TIMMY!!! You son of a bitches did it!

OH, THE INANITY!

*Trump and Noem pause for a beat*

Trump (through clenched jaw): “Puttin’ on the Ritz”

Trump: plays “Por ti volare” and continues bumbling around stage while incoherent playlist blasts for 30 minutes

Kristin Hahn: “The fucking Pennsylvania Trump rally”

Adam Scott: “The fucking Pennsylvania Trump rally”

Political press: *weeping in ecstasy* “The fucking Pennsylvania Trump rally”

Was this really a hack, or did some basic MAGA just shout out their first wish before the genie could even finish its spiel?

Lanky side-armer Kent Tekulve, fully equipped with tinted spectacles and late 1970s Pirates pill-box cap deals from the mound

Onomatopoetic all-timer Kent Tekulve