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You have to keep a player in frame, to help Steve Bono stay special. Even in another sport, it's still on TV

Always suspicious when people specify an obvious, innocuous use like that. I assume that tape measure is going somewhere unmentionable.

I feel like teams don't have a good handle on how aggro you have to get down 2+ scores with a terrible defense. I get that it's "scary" and you'll lose by 40 more often, but this is red alert time.

When you adopt a dog, you know that you're probably going to have to bury it. I don't think the fact that the fact that you chose that suffering makes it any less sincere or worthy of sympathy.

Or this

YouTube video by The Rolling Stones The Rolling Stones -- Doom And Gloom (Lyric Video)

I was incredibly skeptical when the Stones put out a new song in 2012, but it is a surprising banger.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPFG...

Legally, they could play someone named Max Brosmer. He played at New Hampshire and wasn't drafted. In other words...perhaps a lateral move from JJ?

YouTube video by Tyrone C. Bowles Lynch engages in beast mode on kickball field

We can lose track of how abnormal NFL players are. Then you see them do something in a regular human context and remember.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=srs9...

I liked it, but I felt like their dysfunction felt too affected. I can only conclude that they're a legitimately happy couple in real life and can't pretend to be otherwise. Disgusting.

@harrisfootball.com Did you describe a football team's performance as desultory and not give yourself an eyeroll de rigueur (🙄)? See, I'm giving myself one right now!

The president demands room for his balls. Who are we to deny him that?

Going to have to upgrade him to Sam Daaammnold pretty soon.

I agree; I feel like it adds a little credence to it being genuine ignorance. And if that's what it is, tough break.

Have you ever seen Forever Knight? It's very early 90s, but "vampire works nights as a homicide detective to try to atone for his evil ways" might scratch the itch you want

My favorite thing like that is sanction and sanction. Do you mean I can do a thing or that I was not allowed to do a thing? It matters!

Le Bleu Aprón

Ford marketing team: guys, our market research shows that people have finally stopped associating the Bronco with The Incident

Ford exec: great, because sales have been a little behind what we...

Intern: guys, come look

Get in losers, we're going combinatorating

It would be better to watch on the 8" TV my parents have in the basement since 1998

I'm old enough to remember when Lamar was only slightly better at passing than you

"young republican" who remembers when the Cowboys - America's Team - won the Super Bowl

Krispy Kreme Challenge Krispy Kreme Challenge, 5 miles race, Raleigh, North Carolina, NC State, Student, Event

That Taco Bell race has a lot more miles, but this is vegetarian. And no beans are involved!

krispykremechallenge.com?gad_source=1...

Imagine telling people in 2022 that Darnold, Jones, and Mayfield would all be top 7. They would have had you sectioned.

Oof. I didn't know about that. Well, we can add him to the nightmare tour bus with Dave Mustaine, Jon Schaffer, and Krist Novoselic (I know he's less bad, but there are only so many bass players interesting enough to be objectionable).

True, but it happens so much that it feels like it must sometimes be sincere.
I wonder if SOAD got it a lot. BYOB was pretty freaking clear, but it's not hard to imagine hearing Chop Suey or Aerials and having no idea what Serj was talking about.

I think there are a lot of people for whom the words are totally meaningless. They're just an instrument. You'd think these people would be more receptive to being indoctrinated into liking Japanese metal, but people keep telling me to leave the Arby's.

Can we automate printing?

That formula predates me

He's a Catholic fuckface. I wish we could ship him off to the evangelicals.

It is incredible how accurate "Ur-Fascism" is. The enemy must be too strong and too weak at the same time.