Manic! At The Costco

the culottes klan

Adam Scott meets the Chicago Pope

'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'

hand doing "got your nose" gesture

This is what they took from you

i'm over here stroking my ego i got lotion on my ego right now. i'm just stroking my ich i'm narcissistic as fuck man i'm an arrogant freak man like for real.

me eating a Kit

A donation to the food bank of the Rockies for $50 plus fees

Wishing you and Adonis a lovely day!

If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.

We are the sons of the Hamburger you couldn't Help

we had a pizza party at the mental hospital and all the boxes were lined up open on a table and a schizophrenic patient walked up and down the row of them and said “what’s this supposed to be? some kind of pizza test?”

An instagram ad from a company called speks advertising a stress product called gump. It looks like a silicon donut

Soothe your anxiety with Gump

‘semen’

Ted Cruz likes incest porn

she meson my hadron pion til I gluon

Today’s Millennial Product of Excellence is “the bags they put inside of bagged salad”

Bag inside of bagged salad: maybe the salad went bad because I didn’t eat it, but I should save these and keep them in the refrigerator for the salad I will eat very soon

Containers of hubba bubba brand bubble tape gum

*taps mic*

Fred Entertainment Mercury

*going into any average American deli* ah delightful, a glass cabinet filled to the brim with the very wettest of hams! how delectable to me, a pervert

vaxxed?

oh gross dude, what is this?? is this my own medicine? I hate that shit bro that's why I'm always giving it to other people!!

Hey man, it’s just a joke. Which, as we all know, is a form of speech in a vacuum, devoid of meaning

This Pete Buttigieg picture is one of my favorite political moments of all time because it's already off-putting when you look at the image on your phone and think he's eating a plate of wings and then you realize holy shit that's a Cinnabon

caught me one of them lay boo boos y'all been talkin bout by the grain silo, fella was gnawin his way inside like a tick. did the critter up with some butter and old bay, tell you what you cityfolk are on to something. only thing is i can hear the eternal chorus of night now, never dims. never slows

Pure Pwnage, a PP logo with 4 internet gaming people that were characters on this webshow about coolguy gamers, it was one of those things that was very emblematic of 2010ish internet gaming culture

I just remembered something

The left needs its own Noid

Bill Fosters Facebook post to Bush’s Beans on July 23 saying he’s thinking about thos beans

Happy beans day to those who celebrate

Weed Pancak... @fathersfjs.bsky.social Do you believe better things are possible? Stork @eightxeroxedbutts.bsky.social None of your business

perfect response ngl

he's bitin the heads off the angels now

i believe that at 18 every american should be entered into a draft, not for military service, but for one year of mandatory retail or restaurant work