Can’t wait for them to start spinning it to “of course we killed him. You think that guy deserve anything else? We did it because the left was going to let him walk free again!”

alright I’m quitting twitter, I’m really gonna quit this time. checking in to the methadone app.

Ceramics | Ramaduwaji

I read the NYPost's takedown of Zohran's wife Rama Duwaji, and all I learned is that she makes really fucking cool ceramics www.ramaduwaji.com/ceramics

You’re telling me I can get paid to listen to @blankcheck.bsky.social ?

I agree with you completely, but is it really unprecedented? What about what happened to Abdulrahman Al-Awlaki?

Lot and Abraham do this in Genesis.

I would say that it is a turnkey autocracy. Trump has given himself the ability to flip the switch to autocracy as he wills it, and that is meaningful. No need to flip it now, while he’s already fully in power.

Brown belt in BJJ. Exact same experience. There’s often like one cop who actually trains but it should be way way more.

BBC International Editor Jeremy Bowen has confirmed that the entire Al Jazeera team in Gaza City has been killed.

I have had so many arguments with people where it's clear that's how they view it. That unsafe means "feels unsafe" on a subjective level.

“I’m doing fine. Really”

Are you and Peter fighting

People make fun of Caligula for ordering the army to fight the ocean and appointing his horse to Senate, but we're really not that far off.

I used to go to the pizza shop down the street to buy their dough and would just make pizzas with that. It was probably more expensive than making my own dough but by like a dollar.

Found it

Where’s that Twitter joke?

“which political beliefs? Taxation rates?”
“no, you know the ones.”

I asked a woman on the street for directions. She was very helpful but as I walked away I realized it was Liv Tyler.

what's up cat?

I understand that the couple has prepared their own prompts that resulted in vows?

Self-Learning Netflix Algorithm Produces Jeffrey Dahmer Stand-Up Special

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Wood is fine for those

Maybe we humans evolved in a world where birds exist, and that’s why their songs are so pleasing to us

Maybe he doesn’t enjoy people calling him a coward in his replies

Bring colored markers with you so whenever you see a thin blue line flag you can help them fill in the rest of the colors.

If I’m walking with a friend, and I say something, he says, “What?” So I say it again, and he says, “What?” Really, it’s just some insignificant stuff I’m saying, but now I’m yelling, “That tree is far away!”

Men are not constantly being told “you’re bad,” they are constantly being told “LEFT WING SJWS THINK YOU’RE BAD” by conservative propaganda. There’s a huge difference.

He’s still mad about Parasite winning Best Picture

He's still mad that Parasite won for Best Picture

I do this every time I have leftover indian food with leftover rice. Dried-out refrigerated rice should only ever be fried anyways.

Political commentators should not be visible. Text or voice or at best a poorly staged author photo. I don’t want the forces that require all musicians to be 10/10s to apply to public intellectuals too.