Mike Sablone

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗

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Charlie Kirk Is A Means To An End | Defector It’s become clear that Charlie Kirk is worth more to Trumpworld dead than he ever was alive. His fatal shooting last week in Utah has been used as a cudgel in an attempted purge of wrong-thinking libe...

"Historical references aren't hard to find, here, even if none are quite exact. It's part HUAC, part Salem 1692, but also partly its own new thing, of this moment: campy, Evangelical, openly and equally hateful and opportunistic, and above all else, shameless."

the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok

This was after Colbert was canceled. Which was two months ago.

Know a Theatre: The Warehouse Theatre of Greenville, S.C. With 150 seats and a budget just under $1 million, this Upstate company stages contemporary classics, classics that feel contemporary, and world premieres.

A nice profile of The Warehouse Theatre and my unfettered thoughts about theater and entertainment.

Featuring shoutouts to dramaturgs (no "e") and playwrights creating great television but also still writing plays!

www.americantheatre.org/2025/08/05/k...

Thinking today about how rich conservatives throw their money at 500 different people doing whatever they want and if 10 payoff they consider it money well spent while rich liberals will make you complete a 35 page proposal to hope to get $15k for certain prescribed activities.

this is so emblematic of the differences of the centrist democrat and the leftist democrat. centrists have nothing to offer and have to rely on fear to gain power while the left actually has a vision for a better world, this is why centrists have to resort to this rhetoric

@jonbois.bsky.social I need a slogan for a play we're producing about football called FOOTBALL FOOTBALL FOOTBALL FOOTBALL by a Tony nominated Pulitzer Prize finalist playwright (Kris Diaz). You're a character in it as the only voice of reason. Also the cast is all women.

(All of this is true.)

in conclusion please vote for people who prioritize mass transit and ticket people who back into parking spots for no reason whatsoever.

Well I think it's a combination of backing into spots and the fact that every parking lot is designed for compact cars despite everyone in our county having giant ass trucks.

At least 50% of people in Greenville back into parking spots now.

I feel like this is what's wrong with America.

a rooster standing in front of the door to a KFC restaurant, it looks pissed

i’m here you fuckaas bitch

still insane to me that dreamcorp llc was amazing, had big names involved, and is essentially lost media with no legal way to watch it and all mention of it scrubbed from the old sites

SINNERS is the movie musical EMILA PEREZ wishes it was.

I'd produce a live version of this immediately.

As someone who was in Providence for all of this and who is a big fan of the documentary I endorse reading all of this!

(This someone may still call his fantasy teams Fort Thunder and Dirt Palace as I was with Mansard when they played both.)

We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again

I for one am glad that Strom Thurmond is the answer to one less trivia question and also probably getting absolutely dunked on in between punishments in Hell

It aired on PBS a few months ago!

I’d like a word with the lighting designer for all the Mickey Mouse clubhouse and Minnie’s Bow Toons animated series’ to ask why the sun is in a different location for each shot.

#imagooddad
#whopaysattention

There's a moment in the second act where my audience went bananas as I slowly sinked down to the floor. A truly wild moment in a truly wild play.

We are so lucky to have Branden Jacobs-Jenkins writing plays.

This morning my two-year-old daughter asked me to dab to "Bulls on Parade", so I think she's ready for the revolution.

this line of questioning from the old guard – schumer, schiff, et al – is pissing me off

no shit it's illegal, just like jan 6. keeping classified docs at the guest house. truly countless violations of the emoulments clause. none of which had consequences

if you want legal, you enforce the law

One of the best things about the internet is getting spam emails from people who are dead asking if I have time to talk.

It's an incredible technology that has made everything better! No notes!

Drinking a rare-for-me Diet Coke and those of you who are addicted to this stuff are perverts. Grow up and drink energy drinks.

All the playwrights either have Tony nominations or were Pulitzer finalists. Some both. Some both (Kristoffer Diaz) and they are doing a world premiere titled FOOTBALL FOOTBALL FOOTBALL FOOTBALL for us so you KNOW that @jonbois.bsky.social is a character.

(this is not a joke)

Announcing the 52nd Season at The Warehouse Theatre - Warehouse Theatre For its 52nd season, The Warehouse Theatre delivers all the elements audiences have come to expect from the Greenville cornerstone:  stories with boundless humor, deep dives into relevant aspects of.....

How about a distraction from (gestures vaguely at the outside world). The Warehouse announced our 52nd season. It's good. Real good.

I asked a bouncer if he was born an asshole or evolved into one.

At a They Might Be Giants concert.