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@jacko954.bsky.social

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This dynamite!

16.08.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

tWAT

06.08.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Today, we remember and celebrate Janey Godley.

25.07.2025 08:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2577    πŸ” 677    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 19
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This is just magnificent. Absolutely perfect.

@thedailyshow.com

18.07.2025 11:23 β€” πŸ‘ 18269    πŸ” 6131    πŸ’¬ 489    πŸ“Œ 390

Does that mean they are reformed reformers or just reformers?

15.07.2025 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Do you mind! I’m trying to eat my lunch.

08.07.2025 12:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Opening scene to an Apocalypse!!

04.07.2025 06:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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two knights are standing in the woods and one of them is saying i 've had worse . ALT: two knights are standing in the woods and one of them is saying i 've had worse .
19.06.2025 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve blocked the knob.

19.06.2025 11:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks WP, @mrjamesob.bsky.social is always on the lookout for an β€œunhinged headline”!

18.06.2025 05:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn’t anticipate moving but the wife has just said she’s leaving the country if that happens!

25.05.2025 09:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

New YouGov poll:

- 66% would support the UK having closer relationship with the EU

- This includes half of both Leave (52%) and Reform UK (54%) voters

- Majority (53%) support Britain rejoining the European Union

- Six in ten believe Brexit has been more of a failure than a success

20.05.2025 10:05 β€” πŸ‘ 969    πŸ” 337    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 36

The fade πŸ˜‚

19.05.2025 09:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

26.04.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please pass this around, let's try and get maximum coverage.

18.04.2025 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Only for the trip up. Delivery back to Earth is free with Prime.

17.04.2025 12:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lettuce Prey.

16.04.2025 09:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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New Bed

15.04.2025 08:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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the man is wearing glasses and a suit and tie . ALT: the man is wearing glasses and a suit and tie .

Q. How do you get a President to sign all these Executive Orders?
A. You shut him in a dark room and get him to watch a Tom Clancy based film.

11.04.2025 07:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This’ll calm the markets!

10.04.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How to confuse a Stamer; put him in a barrel and ask him to piss in the corner.

08.04.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank god for Statins.

06.04.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Would this be the blue passport that’s printed in Poland?

06.04.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Glad to see that Trump has a good grasp of his Niblick!

05.04.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kinda sums things up at the moment!’

04.04.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fear not Matt Hancock has a stream at the bottom of his garden, he’s bottling as we speak.

04.04.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not sure it matters, what counts now is how many vote with their feet and avoid buying American goods. Sad to say.

04.04.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œBut I am wearing a suit”

03.04.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Brambling?

03.04.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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