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in my dream last night I was a miniature sized man. I ran on the court and held that Achilles tendon together. Celtics tied the series to 2-2.

Only Ben stiller saw me and he recognized my game, as all gamers should. He and spike Lee became Celtics fans.

#celtics #knicks #nbasky

Tatum masterclass legacy game, ended by a horrific injury. My tears will flood the entire north east

#nbasky #celtics

Can’t wait for Nico to trade Flagg 4-5 years from now!

#nbasky

In the state of Texas you are legally required to have at least one photo of yourself with finger guns

We can all agree that the best part of a song is when they start running in the opening intro of an anime

my next tattoo will be a payton pritchard card

#celtics #nbasky

i love the roster of the knicks so much

too bad i love the celtics way more

#nbasky

rate my setup

A keurig coffeemaker and a giant Costco container of coffee mate on a faux-granite counter, an abomination in the sight of God

country went to hell when auto shops put these in in place of a glass carafe that had been on the burner continuously since the Truman administration

a man is covering his eyes with his hands in front of a group of men . ALT: a man is covering his eyes with his hands in front of a group of men .

Me: I can’t believe UK voters chose to torch their economy with Brexit. That can never be topped.

American voters:

*flexing*
*points to bicep*

This right here buddy

Jeff Bezos and his girlfriend Lauren Sánchez. Bezos is in a tight fitting shirt, heart-shaped sunglasses, tight white pants, and a white belt. The shirt has a red, gold, and blue pattern in the style of a kitchen backsplash. Sánchez is in a two-piece, sparkly outfit.

aint no way we cut medicaid and housing assistance so jeff bezos could buy this shirt

men who dressed like this from 2008 - 2012 had preppy menswear blogs

Amazon MGM Studios has confirmed that in the next James Bond film Bond will be fully nude in the iconic title sequence. “You will see James Bond’s penis” said a spokesperson. “James Bond will be shooting at you with his penis out”

who up burninating they countryside

steph's harvest @FKAReynolds CHOMSKY: to look at a case like the grinch, who commited.. many crimes, to be sure.. but who brought back the who-hash.. whose heart grew three sizes.. to say he doesn't deserve to be spared- FOUCAULT: I'm going to stop you there. the question is not one of mercy, but of power

I saw slowdive live recently and it seemed like they just used windows vita screensavers and Winamp audio animations for their backgrounds

music world take note

#shoegaze

[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane

I miss him everyday

Dude you’re 42? Tell us your skincare routine

This sounds like the grey, but cooler

When I’m president my first executive order will be to make every single stall bathroom have a sign that says occupied or free when you lock/unlock it.

My second will be if someone knocks on the stall door, the person inside is legally obligated to say “IM POOPING OVAH HERE”

How are Shiba Inu’s feeling about DOGE? We need these interviews

An important thing to note here is that I am a double purple belt!!

(I quit twice)

if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power

How likely will I get beat up by a child if it's my first time at a dojo?