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Zoey BΓ©chamel

@zoeybechamel.bsky.social

Not a featherless biped. Unfortunately dutch. If you are here, you probably know who I am. She/Her. πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

137 Followers  |  166 Following  |  286 Posts  |  Joined: 29.08.2023  |  1.9866

Latest posts by zoeybechamel.bsky.social on Bluesky

Its dutch, it says "zwarte zakjes x100" which means 100 black bags

12.08.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

At what point does it stop being eyeliner and start just being face paint? You must go through a pen a week!

11.08.2025 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I saw what I suspect Gretchen might have been suspended for, and quite frankly, it is exasperating just how much dehumanizing rhetoric and abuse trans women are forced to endure from the top down, yet if one of us dares to snap back or say something in a moment of anger how quickly the hammer drops.

07.08.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 423    πŸ” 105    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a sign that you're ready to start GMing yourself. You get to play all the characters you want as the GM of a ttrpg.

10.08.2025 09:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i am kind of amazed at how i'm able to stay sane when so much of my life rn is fretting about will i get hate crimed will i get discriminated against will my documents be seized will i be accused of a sex crime just for existing and then cis libs are like trans ppl are kinda annoying and dramatic

08.08.2025 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yo when that one guy turned coat and lost his white mage privilege and he came round like "uhh I'm actually a rainbow mage, I'm actually a wizard of many colours" I was like ugh whatever dude you're still evil. L + Ratio + you literally got owned by a couple of hobbits lmao

07.08.2025 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it ok if the desert is actually a rainforest? Like a really nasty alien swamp planet style rainforest?

31.07.2025 10:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Of no relevance and privileged you say?? Hmmmmm does it also live in a castle and spend too much time on twitter

29.07.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 155    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
A drawing by me, of a lil tiny goblin witch. She looks like a nice grandma, a smile with a wide grin, a hat with a wide brim, and long pointy ears. In front of her is her that all-important witch accoutrement, the Big Bubbling Cauldron.

A drawing by me, of a lil tiny goblin witch. She looks like a nice grandma, a smile with a wide grin, a hat with a wide brim, and long pointy ears. In front of her is her that all-important witch accoutrement, the Big Bubbling Cauldron.

Drew a lil guy, in this case a goblin witch

25.07.2025 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Baruch Spinoza got excommunicated (but the jewish version) for arguing the latter. I bet he'd be sooo smug to see people argreeing with him now

24.07.2025 09:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Acts of Peter is the vatican localisation of Family Guy

20.07.2025 09:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
In apocryphal works including the Acts of Peter, Pseudo-Clementines, and the Epistle of the Apostles, Simon also appears as a formidable sorcerer with the ability to levitate and fly at will. He is sometimes referred to as "the Bad Samaritan" due to his malevolent character. the Apostolic Constitutions also accuses him of "lawlessness"

In apocryphal works including the Acts of Peter, Pseudo-Clementines, and the Epistle of the Apostles, Simon also appears as a formidable sorcerer with the ability to levitate and fly at will. He is sometimes referred to as "the Bad Samaritan" due to his malevolent character. the Apostolic Constitutions also accuses him of "lawlessness"

This passage on Wikipedia on Simon Magus is some of my favourite writing on the website. If you didn't know about catholicism at all, this sounds like some of the dumbest shit on the planet. Frankly even when you do, it still sounds goofy as fuck.

19.07.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Donate to Help Fae Fix Faer Face, organized by Fae Rynn Hello, thanks for being here. I’m raising funds to fix my face (Facial Feminizing Surgery) and my brea… Fae Rynn needs your support for Help Fae Fix Faer Face

i struggle to articulate how much i need FFS and BA and easily get caught up in my own head about how β€œwell, it’s not really that bad” even while being fucking miserable and feeling lowkey disgusting 24/7 but especially when i look at myself
in the mirror.

so… idk, please help πŸ™

gofund.me/97592d94

27.12.2024 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 788    πŸ” 719    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 117

I've been running a campaign using @alexandrian.bsky.social's hexcrawl 5e adaptation for foraging and sustenance and its been working quite well, crunchy rules but not demanding much admin at all.

Idk how one would track weapon durability but I feel that it would take a spreadsheet and not be fun

15.07.2025 10:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bicycle by Queen. Go ride your fuckin bicycle then lad, stop singing your nursery rhyme ass song to me about it jeez

13.07.2025 08:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Name it after me, or take one of my alternatives;

Lasagna Del Rey
Mother Sauce
Catherine Ziti-Jones
Can O'Lonely
David Bowtie
Gnocchi Dokie

13.07.2025 08:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That store actually has really nice clothing that fit my frame quite well. Would recommend πŸ‘.

13.07.2025 07:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I could never have imagined, before I started doing this work, that I would come to believe what I now do: in the sheer ugliness, venality and dishonesty, of Britain's media and institutions and politicians. They literally do not give a fuck. Sorry to those who know I should have got here sooner.

11.07.2025 07:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1406    πŸ” 256    πŸ’¬ 62    πŸ“Œ 31

Incontrovertible evidence, now, of *police* investigating families supporting their kids with gender affirming healthcare in the UK. For trying to do the best for your child, following best practice in most of the world, here you get a visit from the police.

Thank you, Wes Streeting.

11.07.2025 06:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5130    πŸ” 1627    πŸ’¬ 123    πŸ“Œ 276

If you watched Galaktik Football as a child, you may be entitled to feminising HRT

10.07.2025 10:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, lets hope its coming soon alongside a report button and a penalty for leaving. I'm surprised they didn't ship with these features, they seem kinda necessary for an online PvP game. Oh well. Tekkers, We Got This!

10.07.2025 10:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rematch might be my GOTY, its so damn good. Love a bit of fifu.

10.07.2025 10:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm guessing she's cashing in on her goodwill, and is looking to join The Club so that she may be spared some of the coming horrors. But like all of the left's efforts, this too won't save a single life.

10.07.2025 10:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And what has SHE done about any of this? By her own extremely cynical metric, her work over the past decade has seen similarly miserable results. Institutional transphobia and bigotry in general is the worst its been in my lifetime. Has her life's work also been for nothing?

10.07.2025 10:04 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There have been plenty of direct acts against the war machine, trying to stop western war supplies from heading to Palestine. Did they not save a single life? Would they have dared to do it if there was no sustained outrage against the genocide?

10.07.2025 10:04 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What strikes me is the middle bit. "No lives were saved, no less ammo was fired."

As someone who studied philosophy, she almost certainly knows that there's no way to know if that this is true, and that this is just cynical anti-activist rhetoric. What was she trying to accomplish here?

10.07.2025 10:04 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
burningspite
Jun 25

every trans woman, no matter how dominant or sadistic or brave or stone, has a self that, if you make her feel both safe and desired enough to be so vulnerable as to become that self, melts at your touch and cries in your arms and holds you like you're the most important thing in the world and if you receive such blatant and raw trust from a woman in your life you better treasure it like an oceanbound castaway stumbling upon a freshly dead turtle and if you hurt her in this state you deserve to have every droplet of joy and value you see in your life drained from you by the hot and vengeful sun.

burningspite Jun 25 every trans woman, no matter how dominant or sadistic or brave or stone, has a self that, if you make her feel both safe and desired enough to be so vulnerable as to become that self, melts at your touch and cries in your arms and holds you like you're the most important thing in the world and if you receive such blatant and raw trust from a woman in your life you better treasure it like an oceanbound castaway stumbling upon a freshly dead turtle and if you hurt her in this state you deserve to have every droplet of joy and value you see in your life drained from you by the hot and vengeful sun.

Stolen from tumblr

09.07.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1599    πŸ” 576    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 26

I've diligently avoided apologising for being white, but some of you mfers are really testing my resolve.

In the name of dutch cuisine, I beg you to stop with this shit or I'll be forced to take drastic measures.

08.07.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Its shocking the things people think is okay to say to you. I hope the crowdfunding comes through for you and that the surgery goes well too.

08.07.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You are a stranger commenting on another stranger's body. You gotta take the hint and stop sexually harrassing them, and you should probably donate to their crowdfund by way of apology.

08.07.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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