Tim

time to free up some property with a poop tsunami

We want it gone you useless old fuck

They clearly have loser genes

*me seeing pictures of GIs with cigarettes from my step dad in Vietnam and grandad in WW2*
Woooooooaaaaaah they look so cool

Once I started watching French new wave cinema there was no hope

Jacksonville State University's Department of English is hiring an Instructor!

That's the worst possible way to try and stop kids smoking lmao

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Incels: I need to pass on my genes!
The genes:

No thanks!

only thing scarier than “Isaac chotiner wants to talk to you” is “hbomberguy is looking into your past work”

The Minnesota ones are the best

If someone had bumped off Lowtax in 99, the entire arc of the 21st century might've been different. This is somehow an objective statement of fact

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*takes a deep breath to tell you*

How do you make entropy sound philosophical

But I won't get seasick on a fancy train :D

Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants

Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants https://theonion.com/democrats-condemn-ice-for-murdering-without-proper-warrants/

This is the correct version of people living on cruise ships

Ah, thanks!
Unsurprising on his part.

Whatever that guy is replying to is blocked for me, what did Wesley do?

YouTube video by Visit Duluth Duluth: Who Loves Ya, Baby?

Only one with Kojak
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Vindicated in always hating him

So for Dems, the win is: reiterating 3 things that are already law, 1 thing that is a best practice, and 1 thing that was already a rule up until 6 months ago?

From the bottom of my heart: fuck off with this.

And they didn't even include ICE out of hospitals, healthcare facilities and daycares.

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Oh, Cryo Interactive!

Stonekeep?

Agent Dale Cooper talking into his handheld tape recorder

Diane, we should do a bunch of muppet shorts about a contrarian mouse who lives in a box and complains about how everyone outside of his box is living in an echo chamber and naturally we should name him Thomas Chedderton Williams send skeet no revisions

I don’t think we should make concessions to the Masked Murderers Guild of America. I don’t think we should compromise so the Masked Murderers Guild of America stops using kidnapped kids from schools as bait. I thought this was already illegal. The Masked Murderers Guild of America should not exist.

Few things irritate me more than paeans to Joe Biden's supposed "decency." I mean, obviously he was "better than Trump," but he was and is a raging bigot and narcissist.

Lines that go straight up in charts that track disease = VERY BAD.

Oh I fucking him
I knew he was a bitch ass cop at his core but jesus christ

Also ppl who work in tech and live in/near San Francisco or Austin & make over $200,000/yr need to replace all the kids in the camps. Literally 80% of the world’s problems solved, right there. Please make me “czar” of that specific thing.