Tim

It's there to help break up the monotony of things always working

I respect this, even if you're wrong because it would make Shohei sad and I don't want him to be sad (dgaf about the rest of them tho)

Yeehaw

I realize it doesn't matter if something is illegal for the government to do anymore but isn't that super illegal?

I'm so sorry for your loss, Roxy

Always tack to the right, for some reason.

TO BE FAIR
this is basically the mistake Weyland-Yutani makes in every Alien movie

No there is, it's your baseball team doing well.

Kent Hrbek lifting that guy off first base in the '91 world series...still riding that high.

special good morning to all the fellas who have always hated nazis

It was W I L D. He asked for food recs and was like "Can't stand the people but they make tasty food" about all of them.

My middle phase between that and socialism (Thank god for Zinn) was probably more embarrassing because I still thought America was Good. (Thank god for Zinn)

Full disclosure I thought I was a neo-con when I went to college, meeting the head of the republican party in the area around Superior made me very quickly realize I was not.

It's the fact that he still has it that's disqualifying to me.
There's no way it hasn't come up at all that it's a totenkopf, and if he genuinely didn't manage to learn what it was after getting it then he's simply too stupid to serve in congress.

Not that I support him but gotta be pretty frustrating to be the one guy in US politics held accountable for a Nazi tattoo

bart simpson and lisa simpson from the simpsons are sitting at a table with a plate of food . ALT: bart simpson and lisa simpson from the simpsons are sitting at a table with a plate of food .

I'm really excited for this world series.
I follow two people who love baseball. One is a friend who loves the dodgers and the other is you.

just don't breathe

It'll work eventually!!!! (and totally vindicate them when it does)

Only one of them

I gotta do it
Fuck you

When you go to protests you’re going to encounter some corny and cringe people you’re not fully aligned with in various ways and I think that’s OK and not something to get Yosemite Sam mad about.

How are you not Cornish

Did I slay?
#halloween #halloweencostume #halloweencostumeideas #funny

I was going to say sitcom wife but basically the same thing

@snackowska.bsky.social hello is everything ok? I haven't seen any angry tweets all day and there's a lot to be angry about so I just wanted to check

You gotta hand it to Kieth, the rotten cabbage was less pathetic.
He takes being a loser to new heights.

Honor him by making it not be legal tender for paying child support

Start saying hey besties at the start of lecture