Daria

"werther's original" implies the existence of some sort of "werther's advanced"

They think of “urban” as synonymous with Black and that explains a good deal of the invalidation of urban spaces as “real America”

This is your regular reminder that the idea that Christianity is a thing uniform beliefs that everyone within “Western Civilization” believed and agreed on is a fiction that just ignores centuries of Christians killing each other and fighting literal wars over their different beliefs.

where were you on the night of 30 December 1916

King George, 1782:

the fun police (me) had to stop dogs playing the greatest game in the world (pull toilet paper forever)

Comic. [Person talking to person with black hat.] PERSON 1: Historically, it refers to a ceremony to predict the weather using a rodent. But nowadays people often use it to mean “a time loop experienced by one person.” PERSON 2: …What. [caption] Easily our weirdest holiday.

Groundhog Day Meaning

xkcd.com/3202/

Old Man Whistling While Slapping Knee Once Again Sweeps Grammys

Old Man Whistling While Slapping Knee Once Again Sweeps Grammys https://theonion.com/old-man-whistling-while-slapping-knee-once-again-sweeps-1851226320/

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

34,000 signing up for this work AFTER seeing their fellow citizens gunned down by federal thugs in cold blood? I'm chugging whatever the opposite of doomerism is

Using a combination of glitches in Super Mario World, Yoshi can be taken into the final battle, where he can eat Peach upon Bowser's defeat. With Peach gone, the ending will not play, and Mario and Yoshi will simply stare at each other forever.

legislators should be staging sit-ins, they should not leave the fucking chambers until there are votes on impeachment. make your colleagues defend this piece of shit on the record. show history what you fucking did in this moment you god damned cowards

Seems like the exact wrong time to look for ways to compromise with Republicans and exactly the right time to go for the jugular and secure the thousand year woke dynasty

The issues page of the Bernie 2020 website with "Give Ilhan Omar a Gundam" photoshopped as the top issue

Now more than ever before

Live updates: Top Border Patrol official Bovino expected to leave Minneapolis as Trump sends Homan to the state | CNN Tom Homan is headed to Minnesota after the fatal shooting of ICU nurse Alex Pretti in an encounter Saturday with federal agents deepened outrage over the Trump administration’s surge, part of its nati...

Even if Bovino gets fired, ICE has to go.
Even if Noem is out, ICE has to go.
Even when Trump leaves office, ICE has to go.

As protests grow and ICE's popularity drops, we may see concessions and leadership changes, like Bovino's departure. ICE still has to go.
www.cnn.com/us/live-news...

the rights reaction to trumps surrender in minneapolis is the perfect illustration of how delusional these people are

i am going to have to share the world with jd vance for the next 30 or 40 years

Genuinely beware of people who think the work requires you to be fucking dour all the time, intentionally or not they are promoting a strategy that will leave you without the energy you need

Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports

Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports

This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.

When my brother tried to put Dragonball Z episodes from some free anime website on the television but it had pop ups in the corner implying Jeremy Clarkson had just died

ICE killing #AlexPretti should remind you of police killing #PhilandoCastille. Both men had concealed weapon permits, did not draw their guns, & were killed in Minn. These homicides are the price of unaccountable policing. These deaths are variations on the same fatal theme.

I keep thinking “my god the people they’ve killed seem like exceptionally good folks” and I think the lesson there is that they’re not exceptional, but that wonderful people abound and that a baseline distrust in humanity is a shitty conservative trope that privileges power over collective strength

this is a small thing but it would be nice to feel good about paying taxes. i would like to write a check to the government and think about kids going to school and freshly paved roads not all the death squads my income helps fund.

The people who'll tell you today's murder victim in Minnesota shouldn't have turned up to a protest carrying a gun are the same people who said Kyle Rittenhouse was perfectly entitled to do the same thing.

Memory is a fragile thing in this moment, so it is important to keep in mind that Hakeem Jeffries refused to whip his caucus against ICE funding earlier this week.

Crowd has gathered 26th and Nicollet

We had 50K people downtown yesterday, no ICE and zero incidents. ICE is the fucking problem.

It is genuinely insane to watch capital decide that allowing this shit to go on is better for them than having to allow the FTC to do mild monopoly investigations and require cancellation buttons on websites.

If the US can abolish USAID, we can sure as shit abolish ICE.