left home without my supervisor’s permission
15.11.2024 18:23 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Turns out it was actually our wedding
06.05.2023 00:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
This is the best picture of us ever taken
06.05.2023 00:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Great news, @savvjones.bsky.social is skeeting. (I know it looks like we’re dating here but that’s just bc former seminary presidents are all extremely hot)
06.05.2023 00:27 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
In letter to an old poet when you think phoebe is gonna say “I wanna be emaciated” but instead she says “I wanna be happy”
06.05.2023 00:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
you aren’t allowed to wear an underwire bra in prison so i only wear my skims bra, kim k should use this information
06.05.2023 00:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sorry to the woke mob but what does this even mean
06.05.2023 00:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Worst poster ever - @junlper.beer ❤️
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I have a gun inside my heart
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I've listened to the Nixon tapes, I'm pretty lame.
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