Commie Space Wizard

I think a lot more than I'd care to admit is explained by the fact that I got shown the movies Alien and Species waaaaay sooner than I should have been.

A few days ago I found a cute little jumping spider hanging out in my car. Now, she lives in a little enclosure on my desk munching bugs whenever she wants. After a bit of research, I discovered she is a Johnson's jumping spider.

What kind of cat do I have? He's a 100% purebred black & white idiot.

PLEASE STOP SHARING "cheap things to eat" and "neat and cheap recipe ideas" with SNAP RECIPIENTS WHO NO LONGER HAVE SNAP FUNDS RIGHT NOW.

THEY ALREADY KNOW HOW TO STRETCH A DOLLAR, FURTHER THAN YOU DO !!! I PROMISE !!!

THEIR DOLLARS WERE TAKEN.
JUST GIVE THEM $5.00.
i promise it's more helpful

We're gonna need so many new Nurembergs.

In case anyone was still not clear, the starving of millions of innocent women and children is actually the point. It's not an unfortunate side effect, it's their main bargaining position and nothing can be allowed to interfere with that.

A photo of a truly questionable sandwich, a 'Big Az' brand bbq 'rack-o-ribs'

Nothing quite like a gas station sandwich, the food of the working class. If it doesn't require a constitution check to eat I don't want it.

LMAO and of course despite my best efforts I get a typo in there. The number one THING.

Fuck it, you get the point. It stays.

The number one trying I tell people who don't know what to do is "feed people who need feeding."

Now you can do that and maybe win some cards. EoE is a gorgeous set, and there are going to be a lot of people needing food soon and a lot of food banks loosing funding.

The bonus sheet Cruel Tutor card, but it's the GP Richmond Crackstyle guy.

A lot of people are about to lose access to food. What would you do, if you were desperate? To feed your family? What would you resort to?

The longer this goes on, the more good people will turn desperate. Do not let those in power turn you against them and tell you "crime is rising"

Me: *whispers something into phone*
Siri, at full volume: "SEARCHING: HOW TO SPELL BOURGEOISIE"

I have a 4 hour long YouTube video that's just you explaining / vaguely remembering Horus Heresy lore while someone sets up the boardgame and it's one of my go-to "everything sucks and I want to hear something familiar to feel better" videos. I would absolutely subscribe to that podcast.

This country makes me so fucking sad sometimes. Absolutely cannot fault it for feeling this way.

Well it looks from my timeline on several sites today like a new round of online libs have learned the word "tankie"

This is one of those statements I'm going to think about for the rest of my life, and I'm wish that wasn't the case

Yeah? And how did the last few tech bets from this dude work out?

This is such a striking piece. Every time it hits my hand I have to pause and appreciate it again.

Every day we see just how little "legal restraints" mean anything at all, actually. " The CIA is good, please disregard all of history ever or you're dumb." is such a wild thing to try and just say legitimately.

I love this game so much

Image of mtg card Witch-Maw Nephilim. It gets two +1/+1 counters whenever you play a spell, and trample if it's power is 10 or more. It is notably NOT legendary, which is a crime.

Always had a soft spot for this weird cycle of freaky monster guys. Wish they were legendary. Let my weird blorbos into the command zone!

Few elected politicians make me feel more ashamed to admit I'm from their state quite like this psychotic fuck we call our governor does.

Or, and this is a far less dog-shit take... Dems have 3 years to find someone better and not keep making the same losing mistakes over and over.

I've seen this colour in person and it is STUNNING!

All my heroes are either long-dead or fictional, for good fuckin reason.

THAT ENOURER OF BUY TNATL. BIOURER OF BUM Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social • 1h My sons dragged me to the new Smurf movie. I don't care what the critics in the Fake News say, this movie whips Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social • 1h Or maybe I'm being influenced by how much they -/ particularly the one year old - are cheesing constantly at the Smurfs and their antics PatriciainOz @patriciaanne.bsky.social • 1h Interesting what was the life lesson in this movie? Who were the artists behind voicing the characters? What studio was the distributor ? Did they mention the bad guys specific way to identify if you see them outside the movie theater? Did they say anything about voting rights? or freedom?

I thought he'd go nuts for the birds, but dude fuckin loves lizards. He perks up and starts purring quietly when they come on screen.

Only a handful of things make me feel a peaceful and content as getting super high and then watching Planet Earth with my cat.

YouTube video by Forbes Breaking News Jeffries Asked Point Blank: 'Is Every Member Of The Democratic Caucus Fit Mentally And Physically?'

"We will continue to be ruled by our carrion lords from atop the golden throne of Washington."

Working my way through the audio version and it's been an absolute delight. I really appreciate that they did the side stories too. I already know once I'm done I'll want to read the text version through as well, considering how much they play with loops and narrative via the text itself.