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Are the goats shy, then?

The KKK will be happy to have their hoods officially back in fashion again.

Well done, RTÉ

Unless you're transgender, in which case hope is too much to hope for from Newsom.

And it's sadly obvious that Farage doesn't have the first clue what Alf Garnett was about.

I just wish we had the guts to do the same.

"Rapidly losing faith in America"...

Just like the rest of the world, then?

News stories starting "Reality TV star..." get bypassed immediately, sure in the knowledge that I have absolutely no idea who they're talking about.

People who are famous for being famous, with no other redeeming qualities, fall so far below my interest threshold that they're in the basement.

Truss's desperate search for relevance continues unabated...

She certainly seems to enjoy the support of Mrs Vance's husband.

Looking forward to it!

That's better. That horrible, soulless brutalist monstrosity is long overdue for replacement.

Definitely didn't see 325 on the horizon four hours ago. What an entertaining day's cricket.

Thank goodness for that, the tension was murderous!

Well done, Root.

Looking more at the picture, everything you need to know about this individual is illustrated perfectly by his collection of comics in coordinated hard covers.

Sitting there in judgement of others surrounded by his homoerotic collection of books of muscular men in tight lycra costumes...

What is it about these white supremacists that although they are white to the point of translucency, as far as the other bit is concerned, they are so very far away from supremacy that they're on a different planet.

More weak and feeble, limp-dicked specimens would be hard to find.

Since I dont have a Spotify account and have no desire to get one, I'm assuming my listening age is in three figures?

Having a "passionate, but purportedly never physically consummated" affair makes her sound as much a raving nutjob as Kennedy is. What did they do, send Mills and Boon books to each other and have a lot of phone sex with their answering machines?

Where did the adults go? I miss them.

I realise this is retrospective wisdom but why would anyone, especially someone with mental issues, buy a "smart" fridge?

The rule of law has absolutely no meaning in Trump's authoritarian dictatorship, does it?

Since the post you're quoting was auto-blocked for me, I'd say it indicates how much better this place is.

Masturbation.

A president who runs permanently on "empty" wants to do the same for the nation's vehicles.

The only fog Hegseth ever sees is the fog of alcohol poisoning. His comfortable air-conditioned Pentagon office is hardly a front line danger zone.

When the reaction to every new Tarantino movie is, "What's this one an homage to?", then perhaps instead of being predictably derivative it might, just for a change, be time for him to try being original for once.

The latest Tory to defect to Reform is Chris Mason.

Says the director with a wide-ranging portfolio of painfully derivative movies...

Commandments.

I am the Lord thy Windows 12
Thou shall not take the name of the Lord thy Windows 12 in vain
Remember to keep holy the Lord's operating system
Honor thy Gates, Bullmer and Nadella
Thou shall not install Linux
Thou shall not commit Android
Thou shall not bittorrent...

There's some serious soundtrack listening in there! Kudos.