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As cool as it might be to have a show with three gay guys and a lesbian, I think I'll stick to the proper show, thanks Turning Point.

Is the grand reopening for Trump's funeral? I'm really not sure I can wait that long.

What is a 'crime' that distinguishes it from a crime?

It is being investigated as a crime. The air-quotes aren't required.

If it's not too much to ask, please can we have both?

"I love the smell of diesel fumes in the morning..."

Twat.

"Boys and girls from Russia" aren't being stopped from playing football. Just professional players who represent their country and every ghastly thing it stands for.

Grow the fuck up.

If you see this, post character that starts with A

You heard. Five thousand. Ha ha ha. BUT. If 1 in 3 of my Bluesky followers promised (not even 'coughed up' but 'pledged to cough up') to risk the equivalent of TWO LONDON PINTS, we'd be on! And let me know if you do, I can't see a list of backers on the site.

HAVE I TOLD YOU LATELY THAT I LOVE YOU?

Done and shared. Good luck.

Greens now odds on to win Gorton & Denton

Apparently something called The Grandmas took place last night and a lot of people I've never heard of with terrible tastes in clothes got given some nice shiny mantlepiece ornaments.

That's nice.

Who runs this account

The studio gets about half of that, so for their $75,000,000 investment they've got back $3,500,000 so far.

Since box office is going to drop off a cliff from here on out, I very much doubt that they're going to be popping the sparkling wine corks any time soon.

But profit was never the motive.

A TV show you love with 3 seasons or less

Awww. That always used to make me smile as I walked up that street to get to Manchester Square and ICI HQ.

Centre of town very crowded earlier...

Again, the data is irrelevant. Polls suggested that Reform were going to get double-digit MPs last time. The polls were wrong. Polls are not votes, especially when people like me, who when polled, lie to fuck them up.

Me neither. I have no problems with folk disagreeing with me - I admit to being pretty disagreeable at times - and will happily block people with views I dislike, but saying that I can't express a view on something is a huge red line for me.

I think it's takes an act of parliament to strip a peerage, but he should certainly have his Labour whip and membership removed.

Data doesn't win elections, voters do.

Starmer's frit.

And with good reason too.

Hannah The Plumber is going to win the by-election for the Greens.

What amateur wrote that headline?!

Hardly surprising considering the track record of a lot of his supporters:

Is that the Tommy Robinson mentioned in the Epstein files? That one?

Text: "Dear Facebook, please stop suggesting people I may know. I do know them. I don't like them."

Text: "I really have zero tolerance for people that don't take an interest in the world around them. There's some whining 59 year old woman on the news now complaining about a letter she got saying that her pension age is now 66, up from 65. She said that she thought her state pension would start in a few months time at age 60 and is moaning that she will have to work for six years longer than she thought. The changes to that pension age were announced back in the first half of the 1990s and have been addressed in most budgets since. Just how disinterested do you have to be to be ignorant for decades of changes to something you're relying on? I bet the budget changes to fags and booze weren't ignored... <sigh> There's a lot to be said for eugenics..."

Funny how some things change while other remain a constantly irritating background drone...

It's February now and getting closer and closer to Easter.

I hope all the Friends of Jesus are getting plenty of exercise on their cross-trainers...

Stephen, who hides using the name Tommy Robinson, is currently outraged that Barack Obama gave Bill Gates a medal for his work on supporting women and girls….

But what Stephen fails to remind you is this….

Stephen was supported by none other than the prolific paedophile….

Epstein!

Anyone telling me what I can't write about is an automatic unfollow. I don't care how drunk you are when you do it.