Emily

Ruthie, a tan chiweenie, sleeps on a pile of yarn

Really, doggo?

A meme from "the office." Two pictures that say "cot" and "caught," with the caption "your phonetics teacher needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture." In the bottom frame, Pam says, "They're the same picture."

Texans taking phonetics and bugging everyone they know to say these two words so they can try to hear the difference

Awwwwwww thank you!

Thank you!

Here's Ruthie wishing you good luck!

Thank you!

Do you have a pattern? This is fun!

A multicolored pastel baby blanket

A crochet cow with black and orange spots holding a jack o lantern bag

Two (very different) crochet projects that I finished this week!

An intricate, multicolored baby blanket

#ShowMeYourKnits: something that brings you joy!

This blanket I just finished was absolutely a joy to make. And it's a gift for a baby that I'm overjoyed to meet in a couple of months 🥲

Pattern: parts 1-4 of Sophie's Universe: www.ravelry.com/patterns/lib...

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For me it's "how many people with the last name 'Daw' have ADHD" and, spoiler alert, it's almost all of us.

One day last year I texted my sister, "omg Granddad was autistic wasn't he"

And she was like....

......

.…..

"Yes"

"I shouldn't have to mute 'orange'" is the most BlueSky sentence ever

Boo!

Pattern modified from: virkadia.com/cow-pocket-p...

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#FiberSky

A screenshot of a tumblr post from user kleinergeist, reading "Oh, so when YOU grab a Danish for a quick snack, it's a guilt-free, tasty little treat. But when I, Grendel,"

shoutout to tumblr user kleinergeist for this post which is going straight into my powerpoint for Grendel day in my monster class this week

Made this one because the yarn told me it wanted to be a mosaic!

#CrochetAway
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Pattern: www.ravelry.com/patterns/lib...

Just finished this blanket
Pattern: www.ravelry.com/patterns/lib...

Lovely!

A sparkly blue crochet scarf

A chunky red and white scarf with simple cables

#ShowMeYourKnits: scarves week!

Out walking yesterday. Perfect weather. Saw a guy, beard down to his chest, painting boards in his front yard and jamming to Bob Marley. Never saw ANYONE look so happy to be painting boards.

"That's effed up."

"WHAT? NOOOOOOOOO"

"I understood one and a half words of that! The prefix 'si' means 'not' and 'sana' means 'very!'"

Said during this week's Strange New Worlds:

"That was some quality exposition."

"It's not looking very Class M out there..."

"Her shuttle got sucked into the -- the -- moonosphere!"

The president of the United States just declared war, actual military war, not a metaphorical one, on a major American city, and one governed by his political opponents.

In any other period, this would be impeachment-worthy.

Emily in a vibrant pink and orange headband

Emily in a muted blue headband

#CrochetAway headwear! Here are a couple of headbands I made yeeeeaaars ago.

No idea what the yarn or patterns were...

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Brb panicking about all my life choices

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OVERHEARD IN THE CHEESE AISLE AT WALMART: “It’s cotija. CoTIja. You know, the cheese you put on tacos and shit. What, you never had it? Never? Seriously? What’s she put on the tacos then? <long silence> Shit, man, if you and Brenda don’t work out, I hope you get a Mexican girl.”

#ShowMeYourKnits sweater week! This is the second sweater I ever made. (Don't mind my husband's hair!)

🧶: Cascade 220
Pattern: Brentwood Men's Pullover (www.ravelry.com/patterns/lib...)

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Sex work is 1000% more honorable and socially beneficial than working as an ICE agent.