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Hmm ok but we don't breed humans to be shit at checking our spelling

Fair play to James Milner, an impressive achievement. But records didn't begin with the start of the Premier League. He's got a long way to go to beat Shilton!

I don't think it's ever been tougher than it is this season. The quality is extremely high. I think we're all expecting city to win every game. But they won't. They'll drop quite a few points especially over the last 5 or 6 games.

Abject performance. Need to sort our shit out or we'll win nothing

When was the last time we scored in the first 10 mins in the league? It's not been this season.

Significantly more attacking and energetic start to this from arsenal than many of the recent league games. Very welcome

Not a goalscoring opportunity? With the keeper on the halfway line and the opposition through on goal? Err

I continue to attest that the Premier League is really hard. City will not win every game.

What an insane yellow card for Gyokeres. Barest of touches

Looking forward to my turn of managing Nottingham Forest in a few weeks time.

Why are you picking your nose?

Despite the pantomime, it provides a weekly opportunity to hold the government to account. Wouldn't American politics be in better shape if the president (Democrat or Republican) had to answer difficult questions once in a while?

We need to have the league wrapped up before the final 3 games so we can let West ham have 3 points.

You have to wonder about the state of the other European leagues given that this Spurs team finished 4th in the CL group stage

Fair point

We got done over by the untied new manager bounce. I want to play then when they are at their worst which is under Frank!

Don't we need spurs not to lose so they don't sack Frank before the NLD?

City with an easier run over the next few games. I reckon it'll get closer then we'll stretch back out with an easier end to the season.

I'm chuffed for Marty Crane

I'm glad you liked the show but who won the game?!

Huge celebrations but they've won nothing yet

Guardiola's spitting is absolutely rank. Stop it mate.

Gyokeres comfortably outscoring Haaland in 2026

Newcastle are very bad. Have been all season.

Raheem Sterling

We didn't score from any corners yesterday. They did.

Don't know why Chelsea are celebrating so much. They've not won anything yet

Chelsea retain the title. Somehow.

Chelsea are the current PL title holders (boxing rules of whoever beats the current holder gets the title). Various teams have held the title this season starting with Liverpool and they include Man City, Palace, Brentford, Sunderland, Newcastle but not Arsenal.