Leonard Lime

At a wedding for a couple of conjoined twins and the bride just introduced me to her uncle on her mother's side.

Man, they gon have to bury Trump under the ocean to keep people from pissing on his grave.

This is the BEST explanation I have seen so far.

Absolute queen

it is the same playbook everywhere. “vote for us! we will make you great again by punishing the people you hate! do not pay attention to the fact that we’re also shoveling your money into the pockets of the uber wealthy and building a giant boot to step on your face too (preferably forever)”

Aluminum..?

Braverman says she's been "politically homeless" for over 2 years, which means she was reelected in 2024 as an MP for a party she didn't want to be a member of.

And she says Tories "failed Britain [on] Brexit and immigration". She was Brexit minister and Home Secretary. Twice.

But "vote for me!"

Elon Musk @elonmusk Hitler was a far left socialist. His party was called the national socialists. HotSotin @HotSotin North Korea is a democracy. Its name is Democratic People's Republic. B.Roll.Benny @brollbenny urinal cakes are for eating, it has cake in the name

You can’t tell me we have a functioning economic system when the richest man in human history is one of the most profoundly stupid people in human history

And had to eat out otherwise cos fuck learning to survive by themselves I guess

An ICE agent gathers the tannest and therefore most illegal children "Hilariously bipartisan!" - Chuck Schumer, Spineless Online

Kindergarten ICE (2025)

Almost as if the NRA has been full of shit from the start

My wrestling alter ego is a resilient French underdog called Pierre Severe.

“This is un-American“ is anti-Indigenous, anti-Black gaslighting and if you find that inconvenient imagine how our colonized and enslaved ancestors felt and grow the fuck up

I'm curious who lives in those skyscrapers in the background of Chemical Plant Zone

Internal bleeding? But the blood is supposed to be on the inside!

You're allowed to shit in the bidet.

Anhedonia wish your girlfriend was hot like me

Why is Nancy clucking like a chicken in that second panel? 😂

Back in't day I used to say, "Dad, irrit int tin?"

And he'd say, "T'int int tin!"

"T'int in't tin?" I'd ask.

"Aye, lad. Irrin't int tin." He'd reply.

we should never know what athletes think about anything

Nightmare blunt rotation

It's weird that when remembering Bowie, people forget to include mention of Lori Mattix

Probably money. Isn't that always the answer? Isn't that why LBC happily platformed Farage during the Brexit debate?

Vecna: “Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Mike'll call your dog-ass if he ever stop fuckin' with that experimental psychic girl he fucking with”

Will: 😦

#StrangerThings #Season5

Britta checks her 401k on Mobday morning "I can excuse fascist imperialism, but I draw the line at Number Go Down"

Hollywood sucks because they made a fifth Rambo movie in 2019 and didn't get Lou Bega to do the theme song

Me and Baldrick cleaning my cat's toilet.

Whenever I'm digging a massive, exotically-shaped dod of hardened piss-sand out of the cat's toilet with my wee plastic trowel, I like to pretend I'm the hairy lad from off of Time Team, unearthing a mystical viking artifact to please Tony Robinson.

The Chair That Makes You Gay 😂

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