Jason Avant

New York has entered the chat 💬

My brother, growing it on the face ain't gonna bring it back up top.

Congrats to everyone still making payments on their Teslas

"We do not accept lessons in democracy from those who kill civilians. Athens, the capital of a democratic country, fully respects its visitors and supports its citizens' right to free expression. As the municipal authority of this city, we have demonstrated our active opposition to violence and racism, and we do not accept lessons in democracy from those who kill civilians and children standing in food lines, from those who cause the deaths of dozens of people in Gaza every day through bombs, starvation, and thirst. It is appalling that the Ambassador chooses to focus solely on graffiti (which is obviously removed), at a time when an unprecedented genocide is taking place in Gaza. Let me also inform the Ambassador that, over the past year, the number of Israelis granted a Greek Golden Visa has increased by more than 90%."

The Mayor of Athens has responded to the Israeli Ambassador to Greece who complained that he does not take action in response to graffiti that is anti-Israel and some which is anti-Jewish.

Here is the response form the Mayor of Athens, Haris Doukas:

Just got off the phone with my oldest, who is about to enter his senior year of college and is very much angst-y about what lies beyond that, which makes me very much angst-y for him.

Cool, cool. Primary both of them.

David Byrne came to my band’s show at a gay bar in Bed-Stuy and sang This Must Be The Place with us and I still haven’t processed it

Timeline cleanse: Insta video of Allen Dershowitz being told by Martha's Vineyard police to stop harassing vendors or be charged with trespassing after three different sellers refused him service. 1/3

www.instagram.com/reel/DMvVG1S...

The Supreme Court has apparently blessed (on the shadow docket) the "fire every employee who implements a policy you don't like" strategy and so fuck it the next democratic president should just abolish ice that way

When I think of The Manosphere, and Manospherians, I think of this scene:

Does he think she is the president

Sitka's about to carry that girl away from the slopes of Mount Doom

Might want to let your publishing ops team know that they forgot to put the Sponsor Content label on this piece.

The FBI Redacted Trump’s Name in the Epstein Files The bureau’s FOIA team tasked with conducting a final review of the records blacked out the names before higher-ups said last month that releasing the documents ‘would not be appropriate or warranted....

NEW FOIA Files SCOOP: The FBI redacted Trump’s name—and the names of other prominent public figures—from the Epstein files under two privacy exemptions before DOJ & FBI concluded “no further disclosure” of the files “would be appropriate or warranted.”
www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...

Yes, nothing submarine crews love more than people giving their locations away

the way you actually fight fascism is by locking up as many of their leaders as you can as quickly as you can, and identifying all their sources of power and influence and breaking those. they control the courts? break their control of the courts. crush fox news. destroy the federalist society. etc

I did NOT see the Burroughs comparison coming. Right to the top of my reading list this goes.

The correct answer is, of course, God Bless The USA by Lee Greenwood.

Imagine him doing a push-up.

Imagine Trump doing one (1) push-up

a man is holding a box of tissues in his hand and asking , `` tissue ? '' Alt: Billy Crystal holding a box of tissues in his hand and asking , `` tissue ? ''

Me when a cop cries because Trump lost an election

After you see the cartoon and read how he responded to people's outrage, you're going to want to go desecrate Dennis the Menace Guy's grave.

TAPS THE FUCKING SIGN 👇

Torres: "Republicans are beginning to realize there is nobody in DC that has closer & longer ties to Epstein than Trump ... the most damning fact: Trump made Acosta, who gave a sweetheart plea deal to Epstein & to all co-conspirators, his sec of labor, which has jurisdiction over human trafficking"

This Pete Buttigieg picture is one of my favorite political moments of all time because it's already off-putting when you look at the image on your phone and think he's eating a plate of wings and then you realize holy shit that's a Cinnabon

Mildsommar

#MildHorror

I Cast A Disparaging Look At Your Grave

#MildHorror

For sale, Jesus' bowl, never used

I solved all the wars, the Punic War was very nasty, tough people, the Punes, but we went in there and had great success, big tough Punes would come up to me with tears in their eyes and say thank you, "gracias" is thank you in Punicish

Motherfucking wind farms…