Erica Huff

It really does seem remarkable how often protest activity from the right is treated as the voice of the people and protest from the left no matter how big tends to be questioned and downplayed.

The revolution won’t be televised but the treason sure is

Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene

RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth*

A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel”

Person watching on tv: well if they say so

Clutching my naproxen sodium bottle defiantly

Yeah turns out a lot of people’s subscription budgets have gained a little extra wiggle room recently

Subscribing to the print edition of The Onion is the only thing that has made me feel remotely better today

I always read Graff but I especially appreciate when he gives me cover to indulge in speculation about whatever fuckery is going on in a *respectable* way

some guy who won the Nobel for particle physics or something is going to get black bagged by an 11th grader named Bracen Walmart

If you alternate between these two opinions at a rapid enough rate you arrive at our stable majority pseudo-opinion that there should be infinite cops that aren’t expected to do anything at all

No Chuck, I'm worried about the fact that a deranged, unelected, drugged-up fascist billionaire has taken control of the federal government's payment systems and sensitive data and you're here talking about tomato prices.

when the winemoms are posting like Lenin, you managed to fuck up your regime consolidation

Republicans want to turn this country into a fascist theocracy. As Democrats, we must put aside our differences and work with them to help achieve this reality.

Should go without saying but the point of diversity in hiring is to find _better_-qualified candidates outside of stagnant social networks that don't reward merit, like the kind of network that would put an MTV personality with a marketing degree in charge of the Department of Transportation

the orcas are thrifting and doing nostalgia

Adding myself to the starter pack of people who need a little kiss on the forehead