Jimmy Thompson

With this there would have been no Mo Farah. No Freddie Mercury. No Lenny Henry. No George Michael. No Meera Syal. No Sadiq Khan. No Sajid Javid. No Salman Rushdie. No Hanif Kureishi.

We're watching the wholesale burning of every scrap of dignity afforded to trans people in the UK, their rights, their medical services, their employment, their place within society, their bodily functions.

It is a disgrace, and a disgusting stain on the government and media of this country.

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I shot a man in ##user_city## just to see him #end_function#

Nothing soft about it, you should be really proud. My girls play grassroots and that’s enough to get my tears flowing

What a thing! Congratulations mate 🖤🤍

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Ah I see! Yeah that makes a lot more sense 😂

Not sure about that mate. We’ve had three massive chances as well

Newcastle United Women are delighted to confirm the appointment of Tanya Oxtoby as the club's new manager!

Newcastle United Women are delighted to confirm the appointment of Tanya Oxtoby as the club's new manager!

Tanya joins on a contract until June 2029 , having recently been manager of the Northern Ireland Women's National Team.

Welcome to the Toon, Tanya!

#NUFC #NUWFC #NUFCWomen #WSL #WSL2

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RIP to one of the best to ever do it. Go well, Mani youtu.be/7NrLBlw9WZE?...

YES NIKKI

If the UK is on the brink of civil war, as Musk claims, it follows that in 300 years time there will be be a new generation of civil war re-enactment societies.

"Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."

At the

you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it

would you agree to be the worlds first trillionaire if it also meant you were the worlds biggest fucking loser?

I don’t think they are working mate. If you follow an NUFC feed then they’re working

Love that. And loved Football Focus (it was an approving silence)

Ha! Invested in belter, as well

“I’m your biggest fan,
Your mothers from the streets of Birtley,
Jacob,Jacob Murphy.”

(Paparazzi, Lady Gaga, I’m lead to believe)

Bruce Willis in a heating duct in Die Hard

Theresa may lifts the lid of a tea urn and peeps in

I’ve heard the paparazzi one a few times

🎶 I’m your biggest fan, your mother’s from the streets of Birtley 🎶

Barvey Harnes #NUFC

NUFC have a head of women’s football, Grace Williams. I’d imagine it’s her call, though Wilson will have undoubtedly signed off on it

She took this job as a part time extension of her role at Northumbria Uni. The club didn't give a shit and it was wholly funded by the NUFC Foundation. She nearly made it to the WSL, like, just think about that whirlwind experience.

I hope she can have a drink to that tonight 🥂 #NUFC #NUWFC

I’m guessing it’s John Anderson, was toon right back when I started going.

He’s always like that 🤣

Me too mate. Last chance! Will move to Saka if he doesn’t do something. Anything!

Running out of photos, but here’s Lauren Laverne’s intro. These may have been the correct subtitles, I’m not sure.