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Dee Phunk

@deephunk.bsky.social

NY expat, LA transplant, 🎨 for @slate.com (2013-present), playlist savant, occasional music streamer, sneaker enthusiast, hoop addict, wine sipper, culture connoisseur, washed husband, dad of two, optimist, Libra.

2,677 Followers  |  405 Following  |  2,702 Posts  |  Joined: 09.05.2023  |  1.7711

Latest posts by deephunk.bsky.social on Bluesky

Ron Isley said β€œGirl, I like the way you receive me / girl, I love the way you release me” on β€œBetween the Sheets.” Also the horniest song lyric in history.

17.02.2026 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nobody puts their hand behind their head anymore so I’ll give him style points for that.

15.02.2026 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you missed it, this was probably the best dunk of the entire thing (first round) and honestly it’s more exciting as a still photo.

15.02.2026 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Vince Carter is taking this Rising Stars coaching gig super seriously and I honestly love it. #NBAAllStar

14.02.2026 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's the activation of the fist w/ the left palm for me.

13.02.2026 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So I've figured out that I can access said tickets via web version in Safari without having to download an app and giving my information to yet another company. I've returned to a calm state.

13.02.2026 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When there comes a time where I *must* by tickets for something via Ticketmaster, why the F*CK do I need to download a "partner app" to get my tickets? For the love of all things holy, just let me open my God forsaken tickets in the Ticketmaster app. I beg of you.

13.02.2026 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Came through in broad daylight w/ sandals, nothing to conceal her identity and some leftover lighter fluid she probably found on her back patio. Gonna give it a C for execution but an A+ for effort.

13.02.2026 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's cracking me up that she was using lighter fluid like you would use for a BBQ. But hey, she went for it. The effort was there.

13.02.2026 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This Is Donald Trump’s Name 38,000 Times Donald Trump, Donald Trump, Donald Trump, Donald ...

There sure is a lot about Trump in the Epstein files ... slate.trib.al/sms8qde

13.02.2026 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

They were recording on actual reels bc they wanted that organic, analog sound. And they were expensive. They ended up going too long bc they got caught up in the vibes and it cut them off. They weren’t about to try and re-record that so they kept it like that. Happy accident.

12.02.2026 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

See I’ve never thought of this scenario. But there’s GOTTA be a better way lol.

12.02.2026 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay, I’ve never done hard drugs in my life. How dire of a fiend do you have to be to bang rails off a toilet seat? It’s not even a proper flat surface, right? Why would you even be down there anyway?

12.02.2026 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The Genius of D'Angelo's Voodoo
YouTube video by You'll Hear It The Genius of D'Angelo's Voodoo

A pod called You'll Hear It. Here's the whole thing.

11.02.2026 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Today is D'Angelo's b-day. πŸ•ŠοΈ

I'm choosing to celebrate by watching two dudes completely nerd out over and simultaneously get lost in the last couple of minutes of "How Does It Feel."

11.02.2026 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3
Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo (4/9) Movie CLIP - Dancing on the Ceiling (1984) HD
YouTube video by Movieclips Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo (4/9) Movie CLIP - Dancing on the Ceiling (1984) HD

Zo, I'm so enamored w/ what you did "High On Your Love." You took me back to a very specific point in my childhood. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ93...

11.02.2026 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Getting a haircut at a barber shop or they're hair done at a beautician/beauty parlor. It's therapy lowkey.

10.02.2026 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Expansions, by Zo! & Tall Black Guy 14 track album

I don't know how to fully describe it but @zo3hree5ive.com and Tall Black Guy have created a trademark sound that is just undeniable. It's uplifting and luminescent. Traces of house, soul, jazz and more. A must listen.

zo3hree5ive.bandcamp.com/album/expansions

10.02.2026 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I know WP just went through hell. But even so, how does drivel like this even make it to the publishing stage? It's just so WRONG on its face. And then to admit that you don't even understand/speak Spanish?

*Actual journalists* lost their jobs last week.

09.02.2026 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol, who could have guessed.

09.02.2026 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And banked a cool six figures in GoFundMe donations.

Applaud that man.

09.02.2026 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Somebody let me know if Kristi Noem pops up in DHS ad during this. I’m serious.

09.02.2026 06:23 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How long have you had a smartphone?

09.02.2026 06:03 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

GOOD EFFIN' RECAP, NADIRA.

09.02.2026 05:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl Performance Wasn’t What Conservatives Feared. It Was Something Else Entirely. The Puerto Rican superstar’s halftime show was pure joy.

Me on Bad Bunny's beautiful joyous halftime show and why it is legible to everyone, no matter what language(s) you speak

09.02.2026 05:27 β€” πŸ‘ 459    πŸ” 84    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 6
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Villas Tacos on Instagram: "WHO SAW VILLA’S TACOS ON @badbunnypr 2026 SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW?!?! VILLA’S TACOS IS ALWAYS IN THE BUILDING, BUT TODAY, VILLA’S TACOS WAS IN @BADBUNNYPR’s SUPERBOWL HALFT... 112K likes, 4,154 comments - villastacoslosangeles on February 8, 2026: "WHO SAW VILLA’S TACOS ON @badbunnypr 2026 SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW?!?! VILLA’S TACOS IS ALWAYS IN THE BUILDING, BUT TODAY, VILLA...

Villa's Tacos had such a heartwarming post about being hand selected for the #SuperBowl Halftime Show tonight.

09.02.2026 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of Bad Bunny handing a shot of tequila to a person working behind a Villa’s Tacos stand at the Super Bowl LX halftime show. (They’re seriously good.)

A screenshot of Bad Bunny handing a shot of tequila to a person working behind a Villa’s Tacos stand at the Super Bowl LX halftime show. (They’re seriously good.)

Shouts to Villa’s Tacos.

cc: @lataco.bsky.social

09.02.2026 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man without a shirt is standing in front of a sign that says `` the rock '' . ALT: a man without a shirt is standing in front of a sign that says `` the rock '' .
09.02.2026 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As a Bostonian, I’m obligated to bring up that all the New York city and state NFL teams were watching the Patriots win their 12th AFC Championship and the Boston Celtics have the same record as the Knicks with no Jayson Tatum, Kristaps Porzingis, Jrue Holiday, Al Horford or Luke Kornet on the squad

09.02.2026 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Celtics and Patriots both lost today. As an NYC expat, I’m contractually obligated to bring this up.

09.02.2026 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

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