Jeff !

a dog laying in grass

i read this in the voice of Desmond from LOST

see you in another life indeed

didn’t realize we basically live in Midgar now

it’s October 19th and they’re playing “Last Christmas” in DSW and i am going to become the Joker

roll tide
roll new dawg
roll platelets
@joshuamalina.bsky.social

his name is Smoky and he is a very good boy

a good boy

i adopted a dog last week and am spending time with him.

looking forward to appearing in magic: the gathering in 2035

i just turned the tv on expecting Cubs pregame, saw the score, and then immediately went to your bsky page. thoughts and prayers

more platelets and a (way too big) sweatshirt? you bet @joshuamalina.bsky.social

BAH GAWD THAT’S JOE KELLY’S MUSIC

don’t worry i’m sure Counsell’s managerial skills will get the Cubs right back in this one

lol

lmao

every so often i am reminded that in a sensible world she would’ve been president of the united states

they call it the post season because i'm about to post my way through it

my question is why does he look like Great Value Ben Roethlisberger

dril tweet “and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.

as a Cubs fan this is darkly funny to me, i could tell you the awful things i said about Counsell every time he pinch hit Justin Turner for Michael Busch

a middle-aged man who just donated platelets at the American Red Cross

another platelet donation in the books @joshuamalina.bsky.social

has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

shutdown fullcast @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
five and dive @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com
the sleeper and the bust @sporer.bsky.social
conan o'brien needs a friend
the rewatchables

“that could have been written last year” is… something. my brother in Christ this shit is millennia old

i was like, that’s either the kicker’s dad or Phil Fulmer looks… different

good hustle, you’ll get em next time

The scene from Hot Fuzz where Timothy Dalton is standing in front of a photo of himself wearing the same sly grin

i was talking with my wife DIXIE and you know what she said to me, Gavin? she said, Gavin, she said that, that, that you have the smoothest face she's ever seen! face of an ANGEL! how do you get your face so shiny? did you get tips from your makeup people before you tried to take away their rights?

"Ending the war against the machines needs to be a bipartisan effort with real human input. Why? Because the American peop--HURK"

*is stabbed through the chest by a T-1000*

could be worse. you could be heading to Wrigley to see both Carlos Santana and Justin Turner in the starting 9