caeser salad

if it had been a school shooting we wouldn’t even be talking about it anymore

I love that you can tell when a show happened on Taylor swifts tour based on how much ass she was showing

So a 26 year old yuppie with a back injury escaped the nypd and was only caught because of a tip…isn’t their budget like a billion dollars

PSA if a man says physical touch is his love language he is definitely going to make you feel guilty for not having sex with him at some point

Does anyone know how to experience ego death…..DM

Batman ass plot twist

that’s like half a surgery

we should tell republicans that global warming causes autism

I thought yall couldn’t afford eggs

Stopped watching the news and started watching ghost adventures, what a game changer

Finally watched Arrival last night and I really think we should be allowed more big-budget films about linguistics.

Yall acting like this is a mystery, he did it because he’s a man hope that helps.

I love scary movies but living in one for 4 years seems a little excessive.

YEEEES DAVID PORTNOY SLANDER

Guy friends are great because they don’t really seem like they care if you live or die

Every time I read a headline lately, I hear that hunger games canon go off

Jim Bob Duggar nominated head of weapons manufacturing

In terms of addiction, having no plans for 24 straight hours is like crack

this made sense at the time

I’m out but not about

me craving oven fumes is back

Why would anyone ever want kids more than they want to sleep until 10 and drink coffee in complete silence?

calling in fat to work

the worst person you know is being told by their therapist that they should be nicer to themselves OH BROTHERRRR

oh you thought this was a rabbit? you thought this was a rabbit? that’s fucking funny bitch it’s fucking whinny the fucking poo…yeah…..yeah…….

fighting the patriarchy by calling all boys dude

thinking about when I emailed my therapist after TTPD bc I feared I was entering a manic episode for the first time. Lol.

a close up of elmo from sesame street with big eyes and a yellow beak . ALT: a close up of elmo from sesame street with big eyes and a yellow beak .

maybe following a bunch of news orgs during a depressive episode was a bad idea cause …..

this app is gives Pantsuit Nation tbh