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Does super cool fighty things in space. Seriously. Super cool stuff. Fighting. In space. With laser swords & whatnot.

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after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and moreโ€ฆ all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
๐š‚๐š๐šŠ๐š—๐š ๐šƒ๐šŠ๐š•๐š•.
๐š†๐šŽ ๐š†๐š’๐š•๐š• ๐š†๐š’๐š—.

10.10.2025 21:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22832    ๐Ÿ” 7749    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 296    ๐Ÿ“Œ 298

I love Sherman

10.10.2025 15:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sorry no one's killed you. Hopefully someone will remedy that oversight soon.

10.10.2025 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Israel is evil. I hope it burns. May you suffer every minute of what I hope will be a very short life.

10.10.2025 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Ep. 18: September to Remember
October 6 โ€ข S1 E18 โ€ข 44 min
Also, we proposed a idea how to do a end run on vote by mail. Concept is based on what Trump proposed. When you vote, you check everyone's citizenship as well as voter ID.
In a vote by mail state, you might be able to check citizenship during voter registration. You can send copies of your passport and your birth certificate in.
How in the world are you going to check our voters?
Voter ID, right? Vote by mail. So that creates a problem for Oregon.
But if federal government new requirement is to check both, and if Oregon can comply with the requirements, what would happen to our election result? I'm talking about the entire federal delegation.
For federal elections, we're talking about only federal elections.
COMMON SENSE
Vascluar

Ep. 18: September to Remember October 6 โ€ข S1 E18 โ€ข 44 min Also, we proposed a idea how to do a end run on vote by mail. Concept is based on what Trump proposed. When you vote, you check everyone's citizenship as well as voter ID. In a vote by mail state, you might be able to check citizenship during voter registration. You can send copies of your passport and your birth certificate in. How in the world are you going to check our voters? Voter ID, right? Vote by mail. So that creates a problem for Oregon. But if federal government new requirement is to check both, and if Oregon can comply with the requirements, what would happen to our election result? I'm talking about the entire federal delegation. For federal elections, we're talking about only federal elections. COMMON SENSE Vascluar

Ep. 18: September to Remember
October 6 โ€ข S1 E18 โ€ข 44 min
So entire federal delegation, congressmen and senators could be challenged, could be unseated because you didn't follow federal requirements to elect them. So I said the trade-off is worth it. You know why?
Democrats control two Senate seats out of six congressional seats. We only control one. They control five.
You talk about trade-off, right?
COMMON SENSE
Sanctuany

Ep. 18: September to Remember October 6 โ€ข S1 E18 โ€ข 44 min So entire federal delegation, congressmen and senators could be challenged, could be unseated because you didn't follow federal requirements to elect them. So I said the trade-off is worth it. You know why? Democrats control two Senate seats out of six congressional seats. We only control one. They control five. You talk about trade-off, right? COMMON SENSE Sanctuany

Two big GOP activists from Oregon were in DC last month for meetings with Trump admin officials. On their podcast they talk about a plan they discussed to nullify the results of Oregon's 2026 federal elections. Pass federal voter ID law, then refuse to seat OR delegation because OR didn't comply.

09.10.2025 02:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2100    ๐Ÿ” 1111    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 69    ๐Ÿ“Œ 71

Gavin Newsom fucking sucks, part MCXVII

he still has until the end of the week for the rest of the bills so unfortunately itโ€™s time to suck it up, call his office, and politely ask this living hairpiece to do the bare minimum to protect the most vulnerable among us

07.10.2025 20:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1676    ๐Ÿ” 528    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22
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New Poll: Voters Prefer Spanberger For Virginia Governor On Transgender Issues By Wide Margin, Despite Anti-Trans Ads The issue also ranked lowest among issues polled. The CNU poll is the second poll showing Spanberger pulling ahead.

1. A new poll shows that Virginia voters prefer Democratic Governor candidate Abigail Spanberger's approach to trans issues over Republican Earle-Sears by a wide margin.

She's ahead 10 points in the race now, and voters prefer her 50-37 on trans issues.

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07.10.2025 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 908    ๐Ÿ” 175    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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How Police Have Undermined the Promise of Body Cameras Hundreds of millions in taxpayer dollars have been spent on what was sold as a revolution in transparency and accountability. Instead, police departments routinely refuse to release footage โ€” even whe...

Hundreds of millions in taxpayer dollars have been spent on body cameras, sold as a revolution in transparency and accountability.

Instead, police departments routinely refuse to release footage โ€” even when officers kill.

(Published 2023 by @ericumansky.bsky.social & @farooqumar.bsky.social)

06.10.2025 01:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 605    ๐Ÿ” 228    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

And none of them can write a decent song or go 5 seconds in front of a camera without coming across as an obnoxious tool.

06.10.2025 13:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Then call up the Illinois Guard to protect your constituents from this unConstitutional invasion. Do something besides talk, you useless sack of shit!

06.10.2025 13:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Pitchforkโ€™s โ€˜100 Greatest Rap Albums of All Timeโ€™ Might Be the Worst Rap List in History Whether intentional or not, โ€œThe most trusted voice in musicโ€ trolled every person who clicked on the list.

Pitchforkโ€™s just released one of the worst lists in the history of lists.

A Pitchfork list was probably on the tablets Moses dropped. Pitchfork lists make the Black Codes seem reasonable. If the Confederate States of America read Pitchfork, the South might rise again

05.10.2025 01:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 96    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

That's a deceptively difficult song to pull off. You're braver than me. Then again that's a pretty low bar, just thinking about singing in front of people nearly makes me vomit.

02.10.2025 01:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One, that's not how copyright works and there will be an entire battalion of IP lawyers who will be happy to correct Open AI of this misapprehension, likely to the tune of billions of dollars, and two, fuck this shitty thieving waste of proteins and lipids

30.09.2025 00:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1573    ๐Ÿ” 345    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 54    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Mormons are Christian ya fucking moron.

29.09.2025 02:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My 2nd ever crush as a little boy was Natty Gann. My first crush was Betty Aberlin on Mister Rogers' Neighborhood.

With all due respect to the puppets in the land of make believe, the wolf was a cooler co-star. Then again Lady Aberlin did get to hang out with the King and a pretty cool tiger so...

28.09.2025 02:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Take time to take care of yourself, we'll be here to welcome you back when you're ready. I mean I'll probably be lurking but y'know, still welcoming. Quietly.

25.09.2025 15:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh so people DO know how to campaign hard and boycott. Guess it just depends on what shade you are...

23.09.2025 19:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches

21.09.2025 16:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14964    ๐Ÿ” 4992    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 59    ๐Ÿ“Œ 92

The address to target is:

Disney-ABC Home Entertainment and Television Distribution
500 S. Buena Vista St.
Burbank, CA 91521-3515

18.09.2025 12:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1975    ๐Ÿ” 1209    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 32

Well fuck, I'm Antifa. So I guess I'm a terrorist now. Do something about it motherfuckers. You can't touch me. Try it. I dare you.

18.09.2025 02:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Correction to your correction: There's no evidence of fould play in the death of Cory Zukatis. I'm begging folks to look into the actual reports instead of repeating shit they see on social media and spreading panic.

16.09.2025 21:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

"Healthy debate" = when I criticize you

"Cancel culture" = when you criticize me

13.09.2025 13:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8933    ๐Ÿ” 2065    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hmm...I wonder what the difference could be...

13.09.2025 03:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ezra Klein is a harmful idiot. So here's a thought, maybe we don't need to link to his idiocy and magnify it to everyone we know. Ffs.

11.09.2025 15:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

iโ€™m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence

11.09.2025 11:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26821    ๐Ÿ” 6245    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 314    ๐Ÿ“Œ 194

White folks try to kill black folks even when Black folks have literally nothing to do with their problems.

11.09.2025 15:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 918    ๐Ÿ” 115    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

As one of the people who think you gave Michelle Gomez too much leeway I can't argue with you here. Just really disappointing.

11.09.2025 03:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œThere is no place for political violence in this countryโ€ say the politicians using legislation and rhetoric to attack trans people, immigrants, women and BIPOC daily. Just because itโ€™s done with a pen and not a gun doesnโ€™t mean itโ€™s not political violence. Hypocrites. Not that they care.

10.09.2025 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1884    ๐Ÿ” 515    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Charlie Kirk spent his lifeโ€˜s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and weโ€™re now not supposed to mention that because itโ€™s not polite.

10.09.2025 23:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 50138    ๐Ÿ” 12626    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1277    ๐Ÿ“Œ 539

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