Jared Russo

“konami’s making games again” “konami’s back wow” I didn’t see any Twinbees there, did you?

𝙎𝙃𝙐𝙏 𝘿𝘼 𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆 𝙐𝙋

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

i’m fairly certain ai companies are just paying literally every company to use ai in ads, generate ai video ads, interview ai people without questioning any of the shit they say, it’s all ad on top of ad

Found an additional graphic that gets even more of these quotes together.

I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.

Going to make a thread of every reason to NEVER vote for Newsom. Let's start with:

I was despairing about this until I realized that I needed to save that despair for when the Supreme Court overturns Massachusetts v. EPA in a couple of years

Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t think we should be taking scientific advice from a demented pedophile who tried to redraw a hurricane chart with a sharpie.

How are we this far into this and he stilll can't find a foundation that matches his skin tone? There's a Sephora an 11 minute walk from the White House.

The Fight Over US Climate Rules Is Just Beginning As the EPA moves to roll back the endangerment finding, which allows it to regulate greenhouse gases, experts predict uncertainty for business and a protracted legal fight.

The Trump administration has revoked the key rule allowing the EPA to regulate greenhouse gases. What's next? A big, stupid mess, reports @mollytaft.com:

this is so good.

it also reminds me of the time media outlets sane-washed Neuralink's first human patient trial.

WSJ said the company fixed "a problem" with the wiring ahead of their second volunteer.

the problem? 85 PERCENT OF THE WIRES DETACHED FROM HIS BRAIN

www.popsci.com/health/neura...

me right before clicking on a fucking substack link

I tell you Krypton is simply shifting its orbit

This Year's Oscar Nominees Have Real Fight In Them, Even If Hollywood Doesn't An introduction to The Work, a column about resistance in fiction

introducing my column about resistance in fiction for @aftermath.site. I’m calling it THE WORK

aftermath.site/oscars-revol...

Futurama Slurm Factory meme: THAT'S THE META AI. YOU CAN ASK IT ANYTHING says Slurm tour leader. ASK IT TO FUCK OFF says Prof Farnsworth.

youtu.be/Ke84GdIX4eo?...

voice on tape: HELLO DIPSHIT
you: oh no. i got captured by Mean Jigsaw
voice: DO YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME. OR ARE YOU TOO BUSY BEING POOR
you: Mean Jigsaw stop

The Always Be Closing scene from Glengarry GlenRoss but Alec Baldwin is replaced by Dr Hammond giving a presentation from Jurassic Park and the chalkboard now reads Always Be Cloning

Idaho families sue over immigration raid that swept up hundreds, including U.S. citizens — NBC News About 400 people, including children and U.S. citizens, were detained for four hours while they were denied food and water in the raid, according to the lawsuit.

More than 400 people, including hundreds of citizens, were “sorted” at gun point into racial and ethnic groups by 200 ICE agents who fired flash-bang grenades into cars with people inside, pointed guns at children & demanded their zip tied parents not comfort them. apple.news/Ausdx6kWtT0e...

it's hard not to think about how 5 or 10 years from now, the shooters (and games writ large) we'll be reverently talking about will still be the same ones we talk about now (DOOM 2016, Titanfall 2, etc) because there is no money going around to make new ones of those happen. we are in purgatory.

This is an interesting piece about how NYT is using AI in its newsroom. (tl;dr: they generate transcripts of the podcasts they're tracking, those transcripts gets summarized, those summaries get delivered in a report to journalists)

I'm a Gallup pollster. You can contact them at galluppanel@gallupmail.com to let them know what you think of this.

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

Is ‘SpongeBob SquarePants: Titans of the Tide’ The Best Game In The Franchise? The modern stretch of “SpongeBob” platformers have been on a tear.

Am I the only person who thinks the latest SpongeBob game might be the best one yet? videogame.town/2026/02/11/s...

Those who aren't attorneys and haven't worked in public service will have a general sense of how historically unprecedented and unprofessional this behavior is but those who *are* attorneys and *have* worked in public service and taken an Oath to the Constitution are watching this with abject horror

‘If It Isn’t Fun, It Goes’ How Nintendo’s trust in “Miyamoto magic” changed video games forever.

“MacDonald has done something no English-speaking reporter has before her: told the story of Nintendo, in detail... She has gotten inside the mind of Miyamoto, and the intangible miasma that has made video games what they are today”

Thank you @plante.bsky.social🙏

www.vulture.com/article/shig...

A two-panel Little Bubbie Child comic. Top panel is the little bubbie child asking, "Dad, hwat was it like a livin' in the 90s?" Bottom panel is dad responding, "Sometimes you'd open a can a peanuts and they'd come snakes outta there."

proud to be part of the long line of german artists doing sexy skeletons for centuries